moira_aoibheane asks booju_newju about (a lack of) teen hygiene. "In fact, because they are older and you don't help them with bathtime anymore, they generally don't bathe, maybe once a week. They smell a lot of the time, and now that puberty is on the scene, it's doubled with an unrelentant frenzy." What do you do? The responses are actually pretty sane, until non_fiction...

Hoo boy, I am sore as fuck today. Haven't had serious workout soreness for a while -- I think it's a sign that my routine needed changing up. One of my friends got laid off from a company run by stupid people, so we had a spur-of-the-moment drunken movie night over at his apartment. I've discovered that I don't like sake, and also that the first Austin Powers movie is somewhat funnier once you've...

"My oldest was cute for a new born (I think) and he is still really handsome.. however, my second child.. was.. omg. hideous. HIDEOUS and I am positive that his uglyness was a contributing factor in my lack of bonding with him, and then the resulting PPD/borderline psychosis." http://community.livejournal.com/booju_newju/978032.html?thread=82309744 Like....really?

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How old should my kid be before you'd feel safe leaving him with ~others? onionsoupmix actually has the balls to use "Us" and "Them" as a subject line. This goes about as well as you could expect , with her not realizing when her ass has been handed to her. She then goes completely psychotic , dredging up information from three years ago in roft_lmao 's journal to throw...

Dear Booju, At what age would you let your child stay alone with scary brown people people of another "subgroup?" Love, onionsoupmix

A question is posted in booju_newju about adoption. Predictably, the comments are full of lulz -- and for once, it's not jessy who is bring in the dumb. If you cant "handle" pregnancy and childbirth, you shouldnt have children. Adoption is saying “I’m going to take this child who I am not related to, wipe out their history, pretend they are related to me, expect them to behave as...

It's so hard to be white! . Actually, it's not terribly stupid yet, she's more clueless than anything, but it's funny. And I think it has the potential to be really awesome. Booj + race wank = fun!

Not wanky, just dumb. hijackme posts to booju_newju with a totes hypothetical situation about a 16 year old who gets cursed at by a 7 year old and goes running to the 7 year old's mama to tattle. It is obvious that hijackme expects the Booj to be shocked and dismayed at a child saying such things and to extoll upon the many punishments they would bestow upon said wicked...

In the booj sinedelecta posts a hypothetical of "what would you do if you 16 year old child sneaks out of the house to have sex with their online SO who is five years older and lives in another country but just flew in to have sex with your child?" People flip out and suggest grounding, maiming, the restriction of internet usage In a stunning reveal sinedelecta says she is the...