Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In February I helped kalimyre across the street (6 points). Last Sunday I helped webtarkeena hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-207 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
lt_kitty