Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.

Say the following questions aloud, and press play.

Use the song titles that come up to answer each question.

NO CHEATING.

1. How does the world see me?

One by Metallica (depressing, no?)

2. Will I have a happy life?

Life Burns by Apocalyptica (I guess that means not really)

3. What do people really think of me?

The Package by A Perfect Circle (as a crack/sex addict? Er, compulsive in other words?)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

For No One by KoRn (Iyyyyy guess so…oh my.)

5. How can I make myself happy?

Senzafine by Lacuna Coil (I…don’t know. Cuz it’s in another language. Which I guess means that happiness must be translated to what you think it means. Huh. Quite deep.)

6. What should I do with my life?

God, That’s Good! By the Sweeney Todd soundtrack. (I should just make meat pies out of people I really don’t like!!! Hahahaha…If only.)

7. Will I ever have children?

Fur Elise by Beethoven. (No one knows.)

8. What is some good advice for me?

Testify by Rage Against The Machine. (Against whaaat??)

9. What do I think my current theme song is?

Enter Sandman cover by Apocalyptica. (I think that’d be about right…pretty chill.)

10. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Ghost of Freedom by Iced Earth. (Wow…While I’m not into the whole war thing, I understand why people’d still think I’m upset because of recent family deaths. Interesting.)

11. What song will play at my funeral?

Assault by The Devil May Cry soundtrack. (Uhhhhhh….O__o)

12. What is my day going to be like?

Romance by Apocalyptica. (Which means it’ll be kinda intense and sad-ish.)

13. Why am I here?

Everyday Everything by 16 Volt. ( Hahahahaaaa. There you have it folks.)

14. What will people remember me for?

Numb by U2. (Uh…I guess for constantly saying “I feel numb”?)

15. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

Vanishing by A Perfect Circle. (If you say so…)

16. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

Tritesse Globale by Royksopp. (Yes?)

17. What will this year be all about?

Heresy by Nine Inch Nails. (NO REALLY!!)

18 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

Another Brick In The Wall Pt 1 by Pink Floyd. (“ALL ALONG IT WAS JUST A BRICK IN THE WALL!!!”Hehe, that’s pretty cool. I would do that.)

19 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

I Miss You by Blink 182. (Awwww….I would say that.)

20 - Your message to the world:

Shine On You Crazy Diamond Pts 6-9 by Pink Floyd. (That would totally be it, man.)

21 - Your deepest secret:

The Devil Is A Loser (And He’s My Bitch) by Lordi. (YES. THE DEVIL IS MY BITCH. TOTALLY.)

22 - Your innermost desire:

Trogdor by Strong Bad. (I guess it’s to burninate THATCHED ROOF COTTAGEEEEES!!!!!!!)

23 - Your oldest memory makes you think:

A.D.D by System of a Down. (That I don’t give a damn about your world right now right now?)

24 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

Mic Check by Rage Against the Machine. (I will have to do a mic check, considering people will probably not be able to hear me unless the mics are working…right?)

25 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Random techno song. ( I guess…since there’s only one lyric in the entire song, I’ll mutter “Let’s get to the real thing.”)

26 - Right now, your feelings are:

Superbeast by Rob Zombie. (Hellz yeah.)

27 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Mercyful Fate cover(s) by Metallica. (…that I’m hit by the curse of the pharaoh???)

28 - You scream during sex:

Heirate Mich by Rammstein. (Which here means, “Marry Me!!” And that’s funny.)

29 - Your farewell message to the readers of this: