Пассажир самолета Airbus A-330 американской авиакомпании Delta, направлявшегося из Амстердама в Детройт, запустил фейерверк во время полета. Казалось бы, причем тут Госпожнадзор..

I'm pretty sure this breaches the terms of my ASBO

I've been watching Misfits and (three episodes in so far) it's ace, like a dirty, sweary version of Heroes after a drunken night on the town. Makes me want to run a Supers game.

В детстве говорили о том, что женщин бить нельзя. Но не говорили, что их нельзя отстреливать.. http://top.rbc.ru/incidents/23/12/2009/357057.shtml

derrrr

Here's something funny. The UPS Store has a courtesy mail slot. We don't sell stamps, but if you've already stuck postage on something you can stick it in there. The other day I was sorting the mail in the box and I found a letter from Valox. Here's what's funny about it. Valox rents a mailbox at our store, and the letter was being sent to our store. So, the return address was 527 Dundonald, ...

Хехе, по идее градус должен нарастать до Нового Года где-то. Вот уже поставила себе ємулятор спряжения испанских глаголов, офигеваю: аблас, абла, абламос - если не дунуть, никакого чуда не произойдет)). Вчера уезжаю с Алексеевки, стоят три пацика возле шестеры, пьют пиво. Я - молодые люди, вы часом не таксисты? Они - а куда ехать, мы на Гертруду бухать, давай подкинем. Остатки пайдевочки во мне ...

Blind, deaf, and dumb.

OK, I have one small gripe about my job. Well, that's a lie; I have dozens of small gripes about my job. But for this post, only one. The UPS Store has a counter at the side of the store where we stack the packing supplies. There is an old computer set up on it that we use to print shipping labels. The way it works is, I weigh and measure your parcel, punch in the weight and dimensions and ...

Secret Santa: Fanfic - You Are an Idiot After All

Title: You Are an Idiot After All Author: phoenixdown7 Recipient: lokichan2004 Genre: humor…erm…romance? Rating/Warning: PG-13 , due to the ... TO BE TRUE!” He pointed an accusatory finger at a very shocked looking Alfred. “YOU’RE STILL AN IDIOT!” “Hey!” Alfred retorted, actually looking hurt. His bottom lip jutted out into that familiarly childish pout that Arthur ...

I apologize, for I am an idiot.

YO PEEPS. SUDDENLY YOU YOU HAVE MAKEUP IN YOUR ENTRANCEWAY. THAT'S RIGHT, BLUSHES. THIS IS YOUR FRESH MEAT RIA BRINGING IN HAJIME TOUNOMINE FROM AYA KANNO'S OTOMEN FOR ALL YOUR COSMETIC NEEDS. HE'S HERE TO KICK ASS, BECOME ENEMIES, AND MAKE SURE YOU'RE WEARING YOUR MASCARA RIGHT. I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU, EMO KIDS. AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT HIS HANDLE COULDN'T GET ANY LAMER, HIS ...

Obama calls you an idiot

Then rubs your face in it by pretending that (kind of) saving $40 billion versus the $12 trillion (of your money) that he has spent and plans on spending demonstrates an end to "monopoly money" government.

Pistachio, Chocolate, Nectarine, and a Brownie.

...this to yourself when it comes to Mom and Dad. I don't want them to know yet. Her name is Claire, and she's twenty-one. I met her at the Laundromat, because your big brother is such an idiot he can't figure out how to work the washing machines himself. We haven't been dating for long, just a couple of weeks since we kinda became 'exclusive,' to use a teenage terminology. Just... Don't say anything...