1.ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?

My scars. Let me show you them.
Left hand above my middle-finger knuckle. I was riding a bike for the first time and I didn't know how to stop, toppling down to a crunchy driveway doom.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Picture of me as a baby. Calendar with various types of puppies. My painting project [ here ].

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
It's a black Blackberry Pearl. It has a 바나나맛 우유 (banana milk) charm on it.

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Check my last fm account if you really want to know. I just made one, so not all of my playlist is up there.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
1am.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Do mosquitoes serve an actual purpose in the chain of life? If not, then I want every single one of them destroyed. Even the non-blood sucking species, since they'd eventually evolve into the blood sucking ones. Fucking assholes.

That or true love.

8.WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
N/A

9. THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED:
Futurama. No, The Venture Bros. No, That 70's Show.

The Venture Futurama Show.

10. THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?
Siavosh Behrouzvazeri.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Not really. Unless I just watched a Korean ghost movie. I don't know how Koreans do it, but their ghosts are scary as hell - especially the girl ghosts.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
MC The Max.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
None.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I like dark hair and brown eyes.

15. WOULD YOU RATHER BE SMART OR FUNNY?
This is a tough question. Being funny would be awesome. I love making people laugh. But if it meant not being smart...

I'd be smart. Don't you have to be kind of smart to be funny anyway?

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Coffee! Energy drinks taste like carbonated pee.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Pepperoni and mushroom ftw.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A good ol' burrito, preferably from Chipotle. I've only had it twice, and I want one so badly.

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Mom. Sorry, Mom.

20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
A little Korean and a little French ..... So no, I don't.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Life?

22. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?
I like you, for reading this far.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Not that I know of. But I do know that Michael Phelps is double jointed in both of his knees. He also has huge hands and feet. He's like a rigged swimming beast.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Naked.

25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
A shark.

26. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
Great White.

27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXERCISE?
Running, sprinting, jumping, swinging, tossing, smashing, slicing, volleying, dropping, lol. Tennis.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Of course! I'm a masochistic.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
A sonnet. If you're lazy, a haiku.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
A number from one to a hundred.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
Mom.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Having an off day in tennis.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S.?
I think I went to Korea when I was like .... 1 years old.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Blizzaga or any ice based spell. Immune to lightning.

36. TATER TOTS OR FRIES?
I'm a fan of both.

37. FIRST JOB?
Camp counselor for a summer science camp at Big Bear.

38. EVER PRANK CALLED SOMEONE?
I've watched my friends prank call people.

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS?
Playing with my new camera.

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
My ears. I want to have Dumbo ears.

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Bored. What other reason is there?

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
I guess my mellow-ness.

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
I wouldn't care.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A machine that has the power to transfer athleticism from any of the pro athletes to me.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
Thirty.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Kevin Costner. I'm not even kidding.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Sometimes. Just to entertain myself.

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
My middle finger. That's the dominant finger I use to do all my writing.

49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
What an emo quiz. This is the second time ...

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
My handwriting looks like it was done by a drunken left handed ape who was using his right hand.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Pastrami.

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Cracking my neck.

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
Honestly, I think it's H.OT. It's one of the first Korean hiphop groups from the 1990s. They're not a bad group, but it's the most embarrassing CD on my shelf because I used to do stupid things while listening to them.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Possibly.

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Yeah. I'm a dick.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Seriously, no.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER?
Hadouken.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Tennis courts. I literally stay there for hours almost everyday.

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Not really. I get paranoid from time to time.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Sheriff Woody.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
I delete numbers when I'm bored, so I don't know how much I have now.

62. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Never.

63. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FAMOUS?
Depends on what you mean by 'famous' ..

64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Church-version mosh pit.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Geekiness, sense of humor, any kind of talent, whatever.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
K Squared, Kesooni, Panda.

67. HOW MANY PAIRS OF SHOES DO YOU HAVE?
Around 5, including sandals.

68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Only my tennis shoes.

69. WERE YOU UPSET ABOUT STEVE IRWIN DYING?
I was more upset about how he died. He should have died by an alligator, not a stringray.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
I haven't had ice cream in a while, but probably mint chocolate chip.

71. ARE YOU LAZY?
Y.

72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Yellow & brown.

73. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND?
Peterpan Complex or Nell.

74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
2.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Everyone?

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Myoojik.

77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Pho.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Mom.

79. WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Probably the hair.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG:
No clue.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE:
Drunk family members who make you do things. FUCK YOU!

82. FAVORITE DRINK:
Banana drinks, vitamin water, and water.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
I guess my own.

84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Tennis, volleyball, basketball, table tennis.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Black.

86. EYE COLOR?
Brown.

87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
No.

88. SIBLINGS?
I have a little brother .. But he's taller than me. He's also smarter, and better looking. Fucker.

89. FAVORITE MONTH(s)
In between October and November. I like the weather during this period. Octember.

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Hell yeahhhh.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Unleashed. I love this movie.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Christmas morning. It feels nice to wake up with relatives and do things together for the entire day.

93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
One step at a time.

94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Hugs.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE-NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships.

97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Me.

98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
ELMER FUDGEEEEEEE!!!

99. Create your own question! Whoo!
How many kids do you really want to have?

Thirty.

100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
Hahahahehehehehehohohohoho.