I should begin by apologizing for the pictures. I didn't realize my settings were so low until after I'd quit for the day, and I don't feel like doing it over. Next time will have bigger, better pictures, I promise! So on with my first attempt at a public legacy...

Meet Delia Front. She is your average legacy founder.

Aspiration: Family
LTW: Reach Golden Anniversary

Sloppy/Neat: 7
Shy/Outgoing: 1
Lazt/Active: 4
Serious/Playful: 5
Grouchy/Nice: 10


This is the average legacy shack. I opted for more space than silly things like floors and wallpaper.


Like any average legacy founder with $63 to her name, Delia dives into a romance novel.


Dear Diary...
I wish I had something to play with.


Or a TV.


Even a lawn gnome would be more entertaining than this.


And now, for the test of true legacy hood-- the first meal.


YOU FAIL.


Too bad. There will be no wasting food in this house.


At least you don't fail at cleaning up.


Since we have like, no money, it's time to get a job. Delia snags a job as a campaign worker making $300+ a day.


The Welcome Wagon finally shows up, and Delia things this dude is HOT (even though he does not satisfy even one of her turn-ons. WTF Delia).


Autonomous flirting? You fail as a shy sim.


Well it's never going to happen because this guy has a huge nose. Yeah, I'd cry too if I had your nose, buddy.


Since no promising mans came to visit, Delia takes a taxi Downtown to the 50's diner.


Delia sits down to order dinner...


But what's this? Sitting behind her is a fine man, named Brady. He's someone I made in another family. Hmmmm.


I command that Delia scope the room to see if Brady might work out as the object of her affection.


Alas, Delia has no taste.


Delia, honey, I don't think the kitchen staff wants you to wash up in their sinks...


Oh, now you notice? So go chat him up!


HAY HAVENT I SEEN YOU ON TV?


OMG YES I TOTALLY WAS ON TV!


AND DIDNT YOU WIN AN OSCAR?!


OMG YES FOR BEST ACTOR IN A FILM!


Delia totally thought she had it in and laid down her moves. No luck.


And then she seriously made this face for an hour.


With her ego hurt, she returns home to sleep off her sorrow and then live vicariously to Annabell Von Vunderhousen.


God, I love neat sims.


FAIL FOUNDER FAILS SOME MORE.


She keeps rolling the want for logic points, but I don't even have a chessboard, so she strains her brain with the Monday crossword.


Awww, time for your very first day of work. Good luck! :D


The Matchmaker comes to offer her services, except... you know... no one is home. So she stands outside cleaning her crystal ball for FOUR HOURS.


Ahh, the life of a single sim with no mans. Chinese food for dinner.


She calls Brady while she waits for dinner.
Delia: HAY IS THIS THE GUY I SAW ON TV?!


HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT MAKING A CD?!


Her food arrives.


She eats and goes to bed early to have dreams about the ugly delivery guy. Oh, single-ness.


The next day is her day off, so she invites Brady over. Interestingly, he says yes.


Brady arrives very quickly and this is the first thing he does. Ohhhh, I can tell ACR is going to be trouble...


Definite...


...DEFINITE trouble.


Like any good woman, Delia has some leftover Chinese after her romp.


And is then mauled once more.


OH HAY BIG NOSED NEIGHBOR.


OH NO I COULDN'T POSSIBLY GO DOWNTOWN WITH YOU. I AM SLEEPING WITH A SERIOUS ACTOR NOW.


WHEN I REACH THE POSITION OF MAYOR, THIS WILL BE SCANDALOUS.


Honestly, you two. Give it a rest.


Dear Diary...
I met this guy at the diner the other day. He was ugly.


And this chick, Willa, came to visit me when I moved in. I hope she's a part of my family sometime.


This bitch I don't even know called me to ask me to go downtown, and I was all BITCH I DONT KNOW YOU.


You've only been working for two days. YOU FAIL.


Depressed about her job loss, Delia calls up Brady to come, er, cheer her up. They go on a date.


Brady falls in loooooove.


And so does Delia.


So Delia does what any decent sim does immediately after falling on love-- she proposes. Brady accepts.


And then they immediately get married right there in the kitchen, in their underwear. Classy. Brady only has $306. WTF.


Delia rolls the want for a baby, and since BRady also happens to be a family sim, so does he. So immediately after their vows, they get down to BABY MAKING TIME.


Oh yeah, this all happened while they were still on their date. So right after their Woo Hoo, Brady gets up to deliver flowers to his new wife. :D


Brady has no money, so Brady needs a job. He takes a job as an EMT.


PS-- this is Brady

Aspiration: Family
LTW: Reach Golden Anniversary

Sloppy/Neat: 4
Shy/Outgoing: 5
Lazy/Active: 8
Serious/Playful: 4
Grouchy/Nice: 4

Turn ons: underwear, red hair
Turn offs: stink

I would also like to add that he kept rolling the want to eat an omelet when NEITHER OF THEM HAVE ANY COOKING SKILLS.


Oh boy. :D


MUST CLEAN.


D'awww, spoons.


Brady's first day of work. Hopefully he will be more successful than Delia.

DELIA FRONT PRESENTS: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A NEW (AND PREGNANT) HOUSEWIFE












Brady returns home with a promotion and this skank. And he's all like, "Ooooooooh, I'm going to go relax on the bed, care to come with?" I canceled it immediately and sent her packing. I am all for drama-rama, but not just this second. Oh, ACR, you sneaky hack.


I would like you to notice how full of fail Delia is at cooking. Note the burning oven and how she's getting ready to climb into bed.


Brady still wants to Woo Hoo, so Delia obliges (after just barely managing to not burn down the house).


LOL I love the faces on sims during their first pop.


Delia: I LOVE YOU!
Brady: Mmmm.... mac and cheese. I'm sorry, what?


After dinner. Brady hops in the shower, and when his wife comes in to clean the toilet, he gets out and freaks out on her!


But all is well just moments afterward. IS BRADY BIPOLAR?!


Delia tries to make up for her bathroom transgression. Brady is interested.


Oh you two...


Later, I find Brady journaling about some girl I've never seen.


And then his old roommate.
Dear Diary,
My roommate had pointy ears.


...LIKE A LAWN GNOME!


I stopped taking as many pictures because frankly, Delia was the most boring pregnant lady ever.


Second pop! It's a girl-- I saw the pink dust!


I love baby interactions.


Family sims are such hornballs when they're pregnant.


Delia FINALLY goes into labor while her husband is at work...


She's here!


And her name is Penny! She has all of her mother's coloring, which worries me. Also, Delia supports breastfeeding RIGHT NOW.

NEXT TIME!
DIAPERS! MORE BABIES! MYSTERY!