I followed the link to cleolinda's Twilight Recaps and I am reading the one for Breaking Dawn so that I don't have to actually read the books. And. AND. I cannot stop laughing at this:

Of course, then Jacob informs her that this is the reason he was so hung up on Bella and force-kissing her and trying to wheedle her away from Edward all this time: because somehow, the very fiber of his being knew that Bella would someday be the mother of his imprinted baby bride. Yeah.