I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!! Did you miss me? Did you go through withrdrawals have to go a whole month without a new Foyeurism? Sorry. Couldn't be helped. But it's okay now because I am back to spread the joy that is Roland Emmerich's divine madness, 2012 , and The Asylum's forehead-slapping laugh riot, MEGAFAULT . It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel like giggling....
If you're reading this right now then you either successfully survived Black Friday unscathed or had the good enough sense to not brave the crazed thralls storming the mall in search of doorbuster savings. Speaking of shopping mall psychopaths, have you ever seen the PHANTOM OF THE MALL: ERIC'S REVENGE? Whether you have or you haven't, you can now listen to myself and the film's title star, ...
With today being Thanksgiving I could not help but think now would be a good time to try and begin making amends for a great wrong committed by our forefathers long agoagainst a proud indigenous people. On behalf of my people I would like to offer a formal apology to the Abercrombie & Fitch catalog model Native American werewolves of the Quileute tribe for the time many moons ago when my ...
If you miss that old Cannon Films vibe and thought PUNISHER: WAR ZONE was too subtle then CA$H may very well be the action movie you have been waiting for. Just look at that DVD artwork. Look at it. Look at it and realize it is for a motion picture coming out on DVD on January 12, 2010 and not the box art for a PC video game circa 1996. Kudos to whoever drew the DVD art for CA$H because ...
One of the banes of my existence working at a television station is that I have to run a program called The Insider, a spin-off of EntertainmentTonight in which a group of jabbering idiots from the entertainment industry insipidly discuss and debate the most vacuous entertainment-related news stories of the day. It makes The View look like The McLaughlin Group. You know the old saying, "You ...
My apologies for the lack of updates and late Foyeurism. Many reasons why, but regular posting should begin resuming shortly. The Foyeurism should be up before Thanksgiving. Expect a super-sized year-end edition spotlighting 2012 and a few more recent cinematic catastrophes. In the meantime, here's a review of a disaster movie I was going to include in the Foyeurism until I decided it ...
Cuba Gooding Jr. won an Oscar a little over a decadeago. Around that same time Val Kilmer, himself coming off an Oscar nomination, was starring as Batman in the highest grossing blockbuster of its year. Less than a decade ago Cuba Gooding Jr. and Val Kilmer were on the Hollywood A-list. Today they would consider themselves lucky to get on a list in Hollywood, any list. HARDWIRED marks ...
Been a busy month for me review-wise. Also been a painful one - been dealing with a root canal the past week. Should be no surprise I have had a plethora of horror movies to review over at Dread Central considering this is October, the prime month for horror cinema. Below are links to 11 reviews I've done the past month of a few theatrical/DTV/made-for-TV horror movies I have subjected ...
DAMAGE . No. Not the 1992 Louis Malle drama with Jeremy Irons as a British politician who has a torrid affair with his son's fiance and destroys everyone's life in the process. Though if that film had been about Jeremy Irons as a member of Parliament moonlighting as an illegal underground fist fighter with the big reveal coming during the weekly Question Time when he loses his cool and ...
