“No! I know that what you meant was that you love kids! Just remember that you have to be general with things like these don’t be specific…ne? I took you here to talk about
something else…I—Pi?” Kame said with a soft voice, watching his friend get up from the couch on which they were sitting
“I…have to go…I’ll…meet you guys at the restaurant…”
“Yamapi?”
Kame watched his friend leave the room. He was sure he had heard the other man sniffle when he passed in front of him.
“Yamapi? Yamapi! Wait up! Where are you going? What’s the matter?”
“I need to got see someone…I’ll come back soon….Ja”
Kame ran towards the door Yamapi had just closed. He was crazy going out in that rain! Kame was about to go himself when he suddenly got violently hit on the head by…a meatball?
“MAN DOWN!!!!”
“OH NO! KAZU-CHAN!”
*--*--*--*
“Na! Jin! Is was the shower O.K?” Ryo asked the older man as he joined him in Tegoshis’s bedroom with a towel around the waist and one around the neck.
“Mhm~ Na… do you have any spare clothes for me? Mine are all wet~” He said, drying off his hair with his towel
“Yaw~ BEHOLD!” He said, holding out a piece of clothing to the mad who was drying his hair. “Are you beholding?”
“A chicken costume? Dude…WTF?”
“Tegonyan’s clothes are wayyy to small for you so this is all I could get you!”
Jin crossed his arms and set his gaze on Ryo, eyeing him from head to toes.
“Dude…that is one evil smile” The Osaka man said to him
“Heh…is there any other reason to smile?”
“Jin…I’ll wait in the hall while you get changed…ok?”
Jin took a step closer to Ryo as the man was trying to escape. “Are you ready for this hotshot?”
“Jin! Back away!”
“Oh no~ My intentions of getting YOUR clothes off YOUR back will be FUFFILLED! MWAHAHAHAHAHA~!”
“OH.MY.GOD. YOU ARE SO EVIL! DO YOU GET PLEASURE WITH POISONNING MY LIFE?” Ryo shouted, jumping across the big room to get away from Jin, making a cross sign with his fingers. “GET AWAY DEMON! BE GONE!”
“Oh.Come.On! What could be so bad about wearing a chicken costume?”
“Nonononononono!”
“Why “no” 7 times?” He chuckled.
“I don’t wanna put it on!” Ryo answered, with tear filled eyes.
“Why?”
“Why don’t you put it on?”
“I asked first and dude! Did you look at that thing? I’d look ridiculous!”
“Ya? So? I wore it last year for Halloween. I DIDN’T LIKE IT! THAT COSTUME MAKES MY BUTT SWEAT AND I LOOK LIKE A DORK! THE SEXY OSAKA MAN DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A DORK!”
“Do you use the “sexy Osaka man” reason every where?” Jin said, laughing. “Now what are you doing?” He asked, approaching the man who was going threw Tegoshi’s stuff.
“I’M LOOKING FOR A WEAPON!”
“Oh no you don’t!”
Jin pounced on Ryo, making him fall over the younger boy on the bed.
“BACK OFF! GET OFF ME!” It was ussless. Jin was too strong.
“Oh you poor wittle baby~ Now gimme your shirt!”
Jin was currently sitting on Ryo’s stomach. Even though the boy was struggling under him, he managed to take the other’s shirt off and slip it on himself. “OoOoo sexy Osaka man has been working out~”
“JIIINNN STOP IT! ….. I’M WARNING YOU!” He said, holding something up.
“Or else what? You’ll…spay me with…..spring time meadow? What the hell Ryo? I.Am.So.SOOO.SCARED!”
“Oh yeah? Check this out!”
Ryo managed to lift up his hand and gain access to Jin’s collarbone. He started to attack it an the results were impeccable. Now he was the one on top. He was the one with the power!
Jin was squirming under him. Screaming like a little girl. “RYO-CHAN!!! STOP IT!! PLEEEEEAAASSSEEEEE”
“You like?”
“Noooo~ Get offf~
“Well me like~” The younger boy laughed.
They continued their little fight for a while until they both rolled off the bed and landed on the floor with a loud thump. “Jin—“ Ryo started, while trying to regain his breath. “You’re…to….close…”
Jin’s arms were resting next to his head. He could feel Jin’s warm breath against his neck and his own face heating up. Why the hell was he the one blushing? It was Jin! Just Jin! But just Jin didn’t seem to realize the position they were in. He was to occupied with something else..
“Ryo-Chan….What’s this under the bed?” He asked pulling something from under the bed. “Chocolate?….how many are there? Wow!” He continues his search for chocolate until he finaly had 19 boxes.
“Huh?”
“Look! It’s like a chocolate treasure under here! What up with that?”
“Ohhh those!” Ryo started, turning to his stomach to take out even more hidden boxes” Those are Massu’s.”
“Why are they here?”
“Well you see…. Massi is what we call a choco-addict and what Tegonyan call chocoholic. We confiscated them.”
“So…. If Massu won’t be eating them…”
“Ah~I like were this is going~”
“Mhm~ But first… Gimme your pants!!”
“What?~ You’re still on that?”
(…)
“OH.MY.GOD! AKANISHI IS RAPING RYO-TAN!” Tegoshi said with horror as he passed in front of his room
“No I’m not~”
“YES HE IS YES HE IS YES HE IS!!!!!” Ryo said, running all around the room.
“Come back my precious~ GOTCHA!” Jin said, pulling the half-naked man’s pants down.
Tegoshi was looking at them, traumatized and kusano came behind him instants later.
“DUUUUUUUDDDEE YOU SO GOT PANTS!!!” He laughed, pointing the man in boxers.
“Why are you all up here?” Jin asked, gathering the clothes he almost ripped off Ryo.
“Um… we were playing this new game we invented. We called it Meat-Ball…..get it? Cause we throw around meat-balls. They’re like carbonated-hard-as-a-rock meat-balls—“
“Hey!”
“No offence Tesshi but it’s true! And when Kazu came at the entrance to chase Yamapi…he kind of got a couple…” Kusano sniffled before continuing “ON THE HEAD!!”
“So we were looking for ice!”
“Is he alright?” Ryo asked.
”Kazu?”
“No! The easter bunny! YES KAME!”
“Yeah well, Kazu’s down stairs, resting on the couch.”
“Kame here Kame there… who the hell care what much about Kame?” Jin said with a snort before getting violently kicked by Kusano.
“YOU! YOU DO NOT SAY THAT!”
“Well sor~rry Now… if you will excuse me~” Jin exited the room, clothes in his arms, leaving the other 3 alone.
“Isn’t he a hoot?” Ryo laughed.
“You’re a hoot.” Corrected Kusano.
“OH! ICE ICE! WE NEED ICE NOW!” Tegoshi realized before leaving the room
“TESSHI!!! WAIT UP!!!”
“Great. Now I’m half-naked.
…
Dear chiken costume,
I just feel like eating you up,
Chewing you,
And spitting you rrrriiiight out.
Great!”
*--*--*--*
“Ow….my head… freakin meatballs” Kame mumbled throwing in a couple more swears as he made his ways to the 2cond floor bathroom
--Kame’s point of view—
I have to admit that Tesshi’s house is pretty big! Not as big as my castle—Mansion. Damn that Pi for kicking me out of my dream to be a prince~ Mou~
Pi…
What was wrong with him? Did I say something wrong? I think I’ll have to talk to him again… This time, it’s going to be a man to well.. me conversation!
I continued my walk down the hall and arrived at the bathroom. I entered but unfortunately for me, I slipped coming in. When I lifted my head I came face to face with….well face to…you get my point? JinJin. Akanishi was changing when I came in.
”UM…I AM SOOOO SORRY FOR THE INTRUSION!”
I quickly left, slamming the door shut behind me. I sat in the hall, holding my head. I HAD JUST SEEN AKANISHI NAKED!
