Ugh.

I'm starting reread "New Moon" for the Charlie challenge over at the_gazebo . And um... I stopped after two pages. Why? Those fucking adjectives SMeyer uses are unbearable. I'm shocked I made it through this the first time without blinking. Yesterday was Ryan's first birthday party and the day before was Ray's graduation. Needless to say, it's been a crazy few days. So much so, that I ...

014: J2: schmoopy sleepy boys

title. While You Were Sleeping author. charli_macboyd characters. Jared/Jensen rating. NC17 words. 1320 summary. Sexy, sleep, schmoopy, emotional, loving, hot, first-thing-in-the-morning wake-up sex read this. As the summary states, it's sexy and sleepy and absolutely gorgeous. The words are painted brilliantly and you feel a pleasant warmth in your belly after reading....

[fic] And Thereby Hangs (TOS)

Title: And Thereby Hangs Rating: PG Pairing: Kirk/Spock/Bones friendship (you can read it as slash if you want) Notes: This is fluff. Silly, cracky fluff. But TOS can be both fluffy and silly. The guys have been in more embarrassing situations than the one I’ve created here; I figure they’d allow me my fun. Well, Bones would grumble profanely and Spock would eyebrow me to death, but I’m pretty ...

Fic: To You, An Admirer (Part 29)

Title: To You, an Admirer Characters: Merlin, Gwen, Arthur, Morgana, Gaius, Uther, The Dragon et al Pairings: Arthur/Gwen. Merlin/Morgana Rating: T/PG-13 Overall summary: When Gwen accidentally sends love letters to Arthur not only does she fall in love with him but also her entire world is set to change forever. Many obstacles stand in their way, especially once Uther finds out. ...

The Metahuman, The Ranger, And The One Ring 2/?

TItle: The Metahuman, The Ranger, And The One Ring Fandoms: Smallville/Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Pairing: Chloe/Aragorn Rating: T Disclaimer: I do not own Smallville or LOTR Summary: When Chloe bleeds into a Lord of the Rings book printed with kryptonite ink she finds herself sucked into that world, with only Aragorn as her protector and friend. But now a war is upon ...

Fan Fiction Update

Author: TwiDi Title: You Don't Know Anything Genre: Romance/Angst Parings: Canon Rating:  M Summary : Her parents’ death had left her with her new born baby brother. Claiming him as hers, she heads to her father’s; how is she going to cope, especially, with the green-eyed jerk who already thinks so low of her… EXB, AH AU OOC, Jealous/Dom/Possessive Edward. Story link: http://www....

I fought the law, and the law won...

...not the only one searching... Sequel to Favour of Heaven. Three parts, first part behind the cut. Both Worlds as Our Companion An Assassin's Creed fan fiction by xahra99   Part One   Umar al-Arish held his lantern high as he walked down the narrow halls of the Grand Bazaar. The candle cast its ...

Doctor Who 1x06

...this museum of aliens. Bad Wolf One is landing. This is not the first, or the last time we'll hear the words "bad wolf." God, have you read fan fiction? This is Henry von Statten, who is supremely annoying for the whole episode. He fires this guy for lame reasons, demands his memory be wiped and he be left...

.... My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler - Hilarious. If you're a fan of her and/or you loved her other book, this one is ... insightful. 26. Waiting for Godot by Samuel Beckett - Not a big fan. I read it before. But reading it aloud in class does make ... so. Really funny and entertaining. I recommend it! 28. Stranger than Fiction by Chuck Palahniuk - Mainly articles he's written. Some were boring but...

2012: THE YEAR ROLAND EMMERICH FINALLY DESTROYS EVERYTHING

It's no secret that I'm no fan of Roland Emmerich (and not just because of the GODZILLA debacle either). Like Stephen Sommers, I always feel a ... a tremendous parody of over-the-top apocalyptic disaster flicks. John Cusack stars as a sad-faced struggling science fiction writer trying to save his children as the earth's corse begins overheating and setting off every conceivable ...