Adam was born in New York City

Found on iTunes searching on Adam's name. WAT WHO THE HELL'S REAL BIO DID THEY STEAL? ETA: MYSTERY SOLVED: It is Adam LAMBERG. GOOGLE FAIL, CHEAP IPHONE APP MAKER. ADD YOUR OWN FUN "FACTS" ABOUT ADAM IN THE COMMENTS! OKAY PEOPLE MACRO-BAIT BLANK TEMPLATE UNDER THE CUT. INSERT YOUR OWN FAVORITE ADAM BIO

BALLOONS MISHEARD LYRICS

THIS IS BRILLIANT! I DID NOT CREATE THIS BUT HAVE STALKED IT ON YOUTUBE FOR QUITE SOME TIME. UNFORTUNATELY, IT HAS FOREVER RUINED BALLOONS FOR ME. THANKS 4 WATCHING!

no art lofts

Well, after finagling and figuring, the actual nail in my coffin ended up not being the hideous credit record, but -- after getting income verification paperwork -- I made too much money last year. I'm well within guidelines this year, given that I've done the whole quit-your-well-paying-job to work on WoW freelancing, writing and recovering from things. But last year, the... hey, wait, I ...

Oopps!

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...: Fools Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist Characters/Pairing: Envy/Ed Rating: PG-13, to be safe Warnings: Drabble-y failure. |D Probably a sort of... altered anime-verse, but no spoilers. Implied sex. A/N: P-please forgive me for this fail. ;____; Disclaimer: I'm not Hiromu Arakawa. Unless I have multiple personality disorder and am really a Japanese cow manga-ka. He's such a fool, you think...

Mnemovore: Nathan, Jean, Shiro, Monet, Marius, and Jean-Paul

...had protected the Taygetos operation went down, the safehouse's location lit up like a beacon in the night; their target was less than a mile west of them. As the shielding continued to falter and fail, it became clear that the panic which had sparked along Jean's senses had not been a fluke. The sparse signatures continued to flare in pain and panic, then began winking out. "Shit. Shitshitshit,"...

U21 Euros: Azzurrini 2 - 1 Belarus Capspam

... is in da house, yo!! So Abate was subbed to keep Paloschi's company. While Candreva made his impact almost immediately By sending Giovinco 1-on-1 with Belarus keeper! But elf-ling's finishing of fail let him down again *facepalms* "Do you know what is this, Giovinco!? It's my head, on a chopping block! GAH!!" On the other end of the pitch, Bocchetti also got a yellow card...

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The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot

..., former Miss California 2009, future Anita Bryant footnote : Marriage is between an opposite and an opposite (although maybe she just means between Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat). As you can see, marriage is in safe hands. With so many fine, upstanding examples of marital fidelity and virtue, how could they fail? Maybe we need a Defense of Marriage Act to defend marriage from Republicans. --JKM

I wanna do bad things with you...

... bode well. Oh, Sookie. Technically...in the timeline...you didn't do this. Eric did this when he asked for your help. Blame Eric. This isn't going to end well. NO SIRREE. JANE BODEHOUSE. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR? Yelling makes Tara easier to deal with, lol. Eggs. I think I like you. Maryann is drunk. And here comes the obligatory jail-bathroom-...