<table width=500 style='border:1px solid black; background-color:white; color:black;'><tr><td><img src='http://triggur.org/dearsanta/santa.gif'><font size=6>Dear Santa...</font><br><br><b>Dear Santa,</b><br><br>This year I've been busy!<br><br>In July I saved a busload of nuns in Angola <font size=-3 color=gray>(326 points)</font>.  Last Wednesday I pulled <lj user="lynore">'s hair <font size=-3 color=gray>(-5 points)</font>.  In April I bought porn for <lj user="stevebennett"> <font size=-3 color=gray>(-10 points)</font>.  Last month I turned <lj user="lady_aliara"> in for tearing the tag off a mattress <font size=-3 color=gray>(3 points)</font>.  In September I broke <lj user="guardianhunter">'s X-Box <font size=-3 color=gray>(-12 points)</font>.  <br><br>Overall, I've been <b>nice</b> <font size=-3 color=gray>(302 points)</font>.  For Christmas I deserve <b>an XBox 360</b>!<br><br><blockquote>Sincerely,<br>ellyvanhouten</blockquote></td></tr></table><br><form action='http://triggur.org/dearsanta/'>Write your letter to Santa!  Enter your LJ username:<input type=text name=uname size=20><input type=submit value='Write Santa!'></form>

Note:
*I bet Lynore loves getting her hair pulled. <3
*I really would buy pr0n for Steve. Yeeeeah!
*I really wouldn't turn in Micki for tearing off a tag from a mattress. Seriously, who keeps track of that!?
*How did I break Anna's XBOX, anyways? By playing Frisbee with it?

I wish I could have an XBOX 360, too. Alas, no. Waugh!