<table width=500 style='border:1px solid black; background-color:white; color:black;'><tr><td><img src='http://triggur.org/dearsanta/santa.gif'><font size=6>Dear Santa...</font><br><br><b>Dear Santa,</b><br><br>This year I've been busy!<br><br>Last week I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator <font size=-3 color=gray>(-700 points)</font>.  Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, <lj user="takua"> <font size=-3 color=gray>(-5000 points)</font>.  In July I pulled over and changed <lj user="hanyou_yoake">'s flat tire <font size=-3 color=gray>(15 points)</font>.  Last Tuesday I helped <lj user="takua"> hide a body <font size=-3 color=gray>(-173 points)</font>.  Last Wednesday I gave change to a homeless guy <font size=-3 color=gray>(19 points)</font>.  <br><br>Overall, I've been <b>naughty</b> <font size=-3 color=gray>(-5839 points)</font>.  For Christmas I deserve <b>a lump of coal</b>!<br><br><blockquote>Sincerely,<br>fictiontrent</blockquote></td></tr></table><br><form action='http://triggur.org/dearsanta/'>Write your letter to Santa!  Enter your LJ username:<input type=text name=uname size=20><input type=submit value='Write Santa!'></form>