Mad Scientist Monday, with being less about superpowers and more about serendipity.

You have your choice of:

A.)    Theme Music – Everywhere you go, no matter you do, the appropriate music will play.  If you’ve gone on a hike, made it up a hill, and are overlooking nature’s splendor; there will be a soaring orchestral.  If you’re on your way to a club after pre-gaming there will be a rousing drinking song.  Depending on the situation, there will be lyrics or not, and you can hear the music, and so can people around you.

B.)    Unstoppable Wit – You will always know the right thing to say no matter what.  Burn anyone, in any situation, always have a witty rejoinder, or say what the foxy object of your desire wants to hear.  You will have the choice to say it or not, so it’s not uncontrollable word vomit that will get your ass kicked when you smart off to the guy who looks like a UFC fighter’s bigger, meaner brother.  Also, said power does not apply to actual knowledge.  So if someone asks what clouds are made of, you will be a smart-ass and not smart.

C.)    Perfect Awareness – You will always know where to go.  In a car, mall, office building, wherever you will always find what you are looking for.  If in a new and strange city, you will find the exact bar you were looking for in terms of price, vibe, clientele, even if you don’t know the name of it or the name of the street you started on before looking.  You’ll simply start walking and find it.  If the highway’s closed, and you take the next exit, and are in the country, you will find your way home or to a friend’s, or even *GASP*… fabled Atlantis…

Matt