Title: Dancing Fancy Pirouettes
Author: i c h a vampire_patd 
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Drama, Adventure, Crossover
Character: Panic At The Disco, Potters, Malfoys, Icha
POV: 1^st person [mostly in Ryan’s]
Summary: Brendon and Ryan met 2 strangers with wooden stick. and their name were Albus Sverus Potter and Lily Potter. who were they?? find out!
Disclaimer: i dont own of any PATD member here or the Harry Potter character here. I just own myself here as Panic At The Disco’s general assistant.
Dedicated to: any readers or my journal viewers

Chapter 3

The guy named Albus opened the backdoor and led us in. I scanned the kitchen and it reminded me with my house in Las Vegas but it looked more Victorian. I noticed there was something wrong in that kitchen.

A broom swept the floor by itself, a duster flied around the cabinet to clean the dusts. A Plate of cookies flied silently from the food cabinet towards the dining table and a bunch of dishes washed their self with the water tap. They were looked so magical, I was sure this Potters were a magician family.

“Sit” he gestured us to sit on the big couch near from the fireplace as we reached the livingroom. We all sat silently on the couch as something just popped from the empty air then there were 4 cups of tea appeared.

I was shocked looking what had just happened in front of my eyes. But in that living room, there’s also some peculiarities. I looked the family portrait waved to me. There was a dark haired man in his mid thirties was holding Lily, they waved to me. There was also a beautiful red haired woman been kissed by Albus and another older guy stood next to Lily. The family looked really happy on that weird-moving portrait. Not that with my family stories.

“Whoa.. Albus… how did you do that?” asked Brendon and Albus just laughed.

“First of all, everyone calls me Sevo. And I just did some little magic”

“Ahh.. amazing” I added

“Thank you” Sevo nodded.

“Well, lets just chat first. Im interested with muggles anyway” he smiled as his sister groaned.

“How old are you, Mr. Ross?” asked Sevo

“Im 22, and can you just call me Ryan? Mr.Ross seems made me sound older”

“Whoa.. 22… im 21, you look younger than it seems” replied Sevo. Sevo was a nice person, I guess. Unlike with her beautiful sister who was a bit boiled-head.

“We’re in same age…!” said Brendon excitedly.

“ahh.. yeah..” said Sevo

“So how about you, Lily? how old are you? 17?” I asked. She shot a disgust look at me as she crossed her hands over her chest. She raised her chin and rolled her eyes

“Nineteen” she said quietly

“Ahh! I thought you were forties or something! Because you always look angry. Look at those wrinkles!!” Brendon laughed and tapped his thigh

“YOU!” she pointed Brendon but she didn’t hand her wooden stick which seemed her only weapon. She growled and walked away from us.

“Where are you going Lil?” Sevo asked

“Watching the muggle’s flat box” she replied. I peeked where she went, so she went to the TV room. she called TV with muggle’s-flat-box? It made me smile.

“Muggles.. so what’s muggles? You always mention about muggles” asked Brendon.

“Hmm.. muggle is.. someone who likes you two. A person who doesn’t know anything of magic. A person who cannot performs magic, obviously”

“Well, I know some magic trick” said Brendon

“No.. its not like magician. I guess you always fall into the wrong conclusion. I mean, I am a wizard and my sister is a witch. Does it make any sense?”

My jaw dropped lightly. “You mean, like in storybooks and fairytales?” I asked

“Ahh.. yeah.. maybe like that”

“Wow!! You’re cool, buddy! I thought there were no witches in this world!” said Brendon in excitement. “Show me more some magic again!” he bounced on the couch like a child.

“If you insist” he laughed a little and waved his wooden stick to the fireplace.

“Incendio” he murmured and suddenly fire appeared magically in the fireplace.

“WOW!! AWESOME!” said Brendon and I clapped my hands.

“Thank you gentlemen. That’s just a little magic, I guess. Every witch or wizard could do that easily except for barely muggles”

“Barely? You mean naked?” asked Brendon grinned and scanned me. f***! Can he just stop being pervert for t least 5 minutes?

“Oh.. no no.. I mean some muggles who really don’t clung with magic world”

“So there were muggles who clung with magic world? It means they’ve got some connection with the magic world?” I asked ignoring Brendon’s pervert look

“Yeah.. some of them. My grandma is a pure muggle but she could perform magic”

“Wow.. so there’s possibily we could perform magic?” I asked as my eyes grew bigger.

Sevo just shrugged his shoulder. “Lets just see it, which one do you qualified. A barely muggle or magic involved muggle”

“How?” I asked

“Lily… I guess its time to call Uncle Arnold” he called Lily. Then Lily came out and nodded to her brother.

“Could you wait for awhile? I need to look out my sister” he stood up and walked away.

I faced Brendon who was tapping his toes to the silent beat.

“Witch family, eh?” I questioned

“Yeah.. pretty cool. I thought there were no witches in this world” he shrugged. “But they’re really exist”

Soon after, there was a quick pop in front of us who made us really shocked toward it. It was a bald man wore an expensive robe and a hat. He had a fair moustache then smiled at us.

“Good afternoon, gentlemen” he greeted us politely as Sevo and Lily appeared from behind us.

“Hello Potters” said the man smiling to the Potters next to me

“Good day, Uncle Arnold. How are you? Hows my dad doing” said Sevo shook the man’s hand.

“Im great and your dad has been tracking down some fugitives, this lately” he replied. The man’s gaze moved from Sevo to us.

We stood up and nodded to the bald man.

“You’re probably Mr. Ross and Mr. Urie, aren’t you?” he leaned to us and let out his bare hand.

“Im Arnold Peasegood. Im working in the Ministry of Magic, in Magical and Control of Catastrophes Department, in Muggle-Worthy Excure Division. Nice to meet you gentlemen” he shook our hands in turns. Well yeah, I didn’t know what he had just said. He said some Department and Division..  I didn’t really care of it.

“Im here to modify your memory, gentlemen. Mind letting me do my job?” he said again and leaned to our face closer. He straightened his glasses and his eyes got bigger than before.

“American?” he asked examined our eyes deeply

“Uh huh… why?” said Brendon

“In a band?”

“Yeap” I replied

“Uh… Panic At The Disco?” he ensured.

Me and Brendon exchanged our look and fell in silent. I never expected what had Arnold just said.

“H…ho..how did you know?” I asked when Brendon started sipping his cups didn’t release his gaze from Arnold.

Arnold chuckled in sudden. “My daughter is your biggest fan. I know who you are because your faces spread all over her bedroom”

“Wow…” I shocked silently. I never thought a witch girl would be our biggest fan.

 “But, why are you here? If im not mistaken, my daughter is watching you on Glastonbury today” said Arnold sitting on the couch.

“Well, that’s the problem. We were playing on stage and…” Ryan tried to explain it again.

“Uncle, they touched a Portkey” Sevo handed Arnold the tiara, but with his astonishment, Mr. Peasegood shook his head.

“Bloody Hell! This is my daughter’s” said Arnold. “Im sorry gentlemen, my daughter has made a HUGE MISTAKE. I’ll take care of her soon. Now, Mr. Ross, can I see your hand. It seems I got to finish my job as soon as possible”

I obeyed him and let out my arm to him. Arnold pulled my arm slowly as he pointed his.. uhhh… well yeah if they were really witches, so I should call that weird pointy thing as “wand”. So, he pointed his wand on my temple and patted it slowly.

“I hope the memory jinx works as well” Lily said bitterly shoving herself on couch’s arm with aimless face. I looked at her and twirled my eyebrows.

“Wait!” I said pulling my arm again from Arnold. “You said, im going to lose my memory of.. you all?”

“Ahh..well yes, Mr. Ross. We cnnot let those memory of you remained. You shll not not know of these stuffs and our existence” he replied as he cleared his throat gazing me through his glasses.

“I don’t want THIS! this is my memory! Not yours!” I protested and scooted over from him. What the hell he was thinking of, huh? But then, Sevo walked approaching me  and patted my shoulder.

“Chill friend… its not going to be hurt. Trust me” he smiled

“If Ryan doesn’t wnt his memory modified, let me do it first!” suddenly Brendon stood up. “I wnt to feel the sensation of your magic. Its really tickling and fun..” he grinned

“Yeah.. yeah.. let the annoying ones do it. It better if him. And… I hope I could jinx the cruciatus curse to him so no more tickling jinx for him…” Lily hissed as Brendon turned his face to Lily clenching his fist. I know he really fed up with Lily, obviously.

“What is your problem, nanny?” Brendon walked towards Lily and raised his chest. Lily stood steadily and faced Brendon like he was her worst enemy. Wait a sec… ofcourse he was. They had been hating each other.

Lily put her palms on her waist as she tiptoed to straighten her look. But brendon’s was way too high from Lily, so it was useless. Lily just twirled her glossy lips and glared.

Brendon gestured challenging his opponent by raising his fist to her face but didn’t punch her face instead.

“I SAID, its better if YOU lose your memory sooner, so you could get off from here!” she almost yelled.

“Why are you so annoying for always, nanny??! You have prickled the fire.. the FIRE!!” Brendon’s face turned red in murderous look.

“NANNY??!!” Lily replied “SECTUMSEMP…” she screamed in other language that I didn’t know what it means.

“LILY!! Can you juts stop using that curse? They’re just muggles! And you tried to use non-verbal jinx to him? Im not going to consider your reckless action gin, young lady!” Sevo scolded his sister by pointing his wnd.

“You act like you were dad, Sev! I did that because…”

“Lily, your brother’s right. They’re just innocent muggles. You cannot jinx them for reasons. Or, you choose to get jailed in Azkaban for your careless action?” finally Arnold spoke by watching the dead green emerald orbs of her.

“Mr. Urie, could you sit well again? im sorry for the mess” saidArnold but Brendon didn’t sat back. He approached to me and shooed me from my seat.

“Let me do it first” he said bitterly “Im nauseated with her, the sooner I lose my memory the more I happy” he said. I almost laughed for his reason.. nauseated? Brendon was so funny, he was really childish and dorky. With holding my mouth from laughter, I scooted over from Arnold and let him sat.

“Okay Mr. Urie. Give me your hand, please” asked Arnold and soon he held out his hand as Arnold patted his wand to brendon’s temple.

Afterwards, I could see his sight became blank as he sucked air in pleasure. Brendon shut his eyes and removed Arnold’s grip.

Brendon opened his eyes and gazed around, he scratched his head and looked confused.

“Uhh..” he started

“This way, Mr. urie. you could wait for Ryan in the backyard and then we are going to get you back to the Glastonbury” said Sevo. “Lily, could you company him?” added Sevo.

“WHAT??! NO WAY, SEV!” Lily crossed her arms and she protested. But Sevo seemed doesn’t care, he still pushed Lily until then Lily led Brendon to the backyard.

“What am I doing here, young lady?” asked Brendon to Lily as she just replied Brendon with groan. Soon, they left living room.

I turned my face to Arnold who was smiling. Sevo sat exactly in front of me watching the modifying progress.

“Is that for real? Does he really lose his memory??” I murmured

“Yes. As you could see, it isn’t hurt” said Sevo. “Go on Ryan”

I obeyed him by nodding so I let out my arm to Arnold. Arnold did the same to me, he gripped my arm and patted his wand to my temple.

Then, I felt my head start to jumble up and everything seemed to change. I no longer knew who this man. He smiled but then frowned unexpectedly. I wasn’t sure what was wrong with Arnold. That was his name? Yeah, if wasn’t mistaken.

I wanted to pull my arm back from this strange man, but he held it. He straightened his glasses and didn’t stop looking at my arm with astonishment. I looked and saw he was looking at my ‘Mad as Hatter’ tattoo. I wonder if he was interested with my tattoo and wanted himself too.

“How did you get this?” his voice was cracked. There was something wrong with his face.

“This?’ I pointed my own birthmark. Its appearance was like a circular in triangle sign.

[author’s note: if you read Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows, you would notice what sign it is. Guess.. what sign is it, readers??]

“Its my birthmark” I replied as he ensured what was he watching.

“You…. You are.. oh dear. For Merlin’s beard sake!” he responded

“What happened, uncle Arnold?” asked the dark haired boy who was sitting in front of me.

“Mr. Ross, whats your real name?” asked the man

“What? Uh.. “ I confused. “George Ryan Ross III”

“Are you sure? What’s your dad’s last name?”

“Ross. Its George Ross” I replied and he shook his head

“How about your… your grandma’s or grandpa’s last name?”

That time, I was really confused. I had no idea why he asked about my grandparent’s lastname. Its really weird.

“Is it important to you?” I tried to make my tone not offended. Well the reality was, its my privacy. I had no reason to tell him anything.

“Well, sorry Mr. Ross. I think your birthmark is related to someone in your family tree.  Maybe one of them is one of us. And there’s possibility that you are raised with half-blood”

“I don’t get you. But well, if you insist. My grandparent’s last name was..”

The man and boy shot a waiting look from my words. It seemed my words were really important.

“Its.. Lestrange” I said.

[Author’s note: if you read Harry Potter, you may now who Lestrange is]

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