Why do I find this video deeply unnerving? Maybe its the oddly upbeat, highbrow tone? Or the fact that it is obviously propaganda meant to soothe the ignorant masses? Or maybe because it reminds me of this!

But anyone who spends any time on the wonderful world of The Net. Knows that the Large Hadron Collider is a bit of a controversial thing. Its also the biggest fucking thing ever built. Particle collider or otherwise. And it seems to be scaring the shit out of pretty much everyone. Many people seem very convinced that this thing will end the world in some way, shape. or form. Well everyone except Machiavellian science geeks. Gotta love those!

This article (from Cracked Magazine oddly enough) pretty much puts the best light on the terror this thing is causing.

Depending on the time of day, amount of sleep ive had, amount of nicotine in my system, and proximity of stephanie, it scares the hell out of me too! But I try to remain rational about this whole thing. After all science does exist to make our lives better right!?
RIGHT!?
It just really makes me miss the good old days. When large, scary, and world ending experiments like this were kept top secret. And if the sky turned purple, no one was really sure why. The good old days of the Philadelphia and Montauk experiments



So what do I think will happen when this big fucking thing goes active on September 10th?

here are some theories

1. Total reality collapse. This might be kinda cool actually. Just imagine being trapped in the iTunes visualizer for all eternity. Thats kinda what it would be like.

2. Stephanie might appear before me bathed in an ethereal blue light!

3. A porthole will open and something horrible will come out, eat everyone in the facility, and some poor bastard will need to solve this with a crowbar

4. A giant "GAME OVER" appears in the sky, and Jesus returns

5. Bunnies...everywhere....

6. Jenn might finally come over to my house and watch tv with me

7. I might end up in my alternate time line. Or perhaps a perfect one.

8. The world might awaken and magic will reclaim the land! (Like in Shadowrun)

9. A woman will travel across the universe to walk on the beach with her dad, and return with nothing but 2 hours of static to show for it

10. Steven Hawking will poop himself...again

11. We will all end up floating in space. Only to be retrieved by aliens who will give us new bodies, and take us off to their paradise

12. Rap music might stop sucking... Finally!

13. Unified field effects!

14. The planet earth dies in a massive planet destroying goatse!

15. Nikola Tesla comes out of a porthole. Turns the LHC off, then dissolves into nothingness.

16. The Technocratic Union claims victory over The Mystic Traditions Until a massive Umbrood named "Zlkjgkljlkj 005" appears, and tentacle fun time begins! Not to mention several Nephandi return to earth, and the destruction of several Horizon Realms!

17. Everything tastes magenta for a few moments, then all returns to normal. Sorry...

18. We all ascend into beings of pure energy and exist in a state of complete apotheosis.

19. Several Xbox 360s red ring. A few fanboys cry. Some religious weirdoes pee their pants, and Barack Obama goes down in the polls. Pretty much a normal day actually...

20. This...