cruise = awesome. first day was at sea, tanned all day. second day was in costa maya, tanned all day because that place was boring. third day was guatemala, went to waterfalls. it was 32 degrees with 94% humidity, i absolutley loved it. fourth day was belize city, went to a private island and snorkeled on the largest reef in the western hemisphere. tanned all day too. finished "a million little pieces". fifth day was cozumel, went parasailing and it was the best thing ever. then went to senor frogs and ended up doing shots while the hawiian tropics models came and shaked their asses for all the drunk spring break-ing guys. cruise ship was FULL of drunken spring breakers but it was okay because they were all good, just drunk 24/7. the shows were good, 2 comedians and some dancers, and lots of food available whenever you wanted it. and FREE ICECREAM, that was the best. came back more tanned than shelby. bought sequal to "a million little pieces" called "my friend leonard" and finished all 357 pages in a day. it was so good. i want to meet that man someday. i'm tired and a little jet-lagged.