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New Moon, retold in lolcat form

Via cleolinda , your handy portal to Sparkle!Crack mockage of all descriptions. Is here . I would have laughed and moved on rather than reposting, but there are a couple of hilarious variations on the standard lolcat-retelling formula. Particularly the Months of Moping sequence.

Checking in

So. Trying to ease back into work--there are people in my life who don't think that what I do is terribly interesting or worthwhile, and even I admit that it's only recently that it's become a gainful employment once again. So I don't tend to recognize that it's possible to overwork myself, my dreams aside.  But then you look back and realize that I put out an e-book and two Fifteen Minutes (...

Midnight Sun: Introduction

The Twilight Saga Book I.V Midnight Sun As you have seen, I am starting to recap/spork the Twilight novels. The published ones, that is. However, as we all know, there is another “book” floating around, unfinished and unvarnished, called Midnight Sun . It is unfinished because Stephenie Meyer leaked her own work to someone, who in turn gave it to the public, so she ...

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1. Gus Van Sant rumored to direct Twilight 4 (Breaking Dawn) . EXCUSE ME WHAT. NO NO NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, WE LIVE ON PLANET EARTH SO THIS SHIT WILL SIMPLY NOT DO. 2. Quotes I liked at Uni this week: Sociology TA: "A Master's degree is like 8th grade - you have to do it but no one's sure why." History of Cinema prof: "For some reason, this is a universal truth: people who make art, all ...

I bring teh funny

First off, the ever-awesome cleolinda has finished her latest movie in 15 minutes. I present: New Moon It's hilarious. And let's not forget the The Twilight Porno Parody . Secondly, this is more for the comic geeks on my list (besides myself).

Yayyyyy! I can see New Moon now and not throw up a lot!

Why? Because Cleolinda has dissected it for us all...in beautiful, sparkling, New Moon in Fifteen Minutes . It's...so good. So good! *sobs with joy* If you've seen the movie, you will splurt coffee out your nose. If you haven't, you won't have to see the actual movie and you'll still know what people are blithering about. With a tasty, tasty side of snarkiness... You may also spurt coffee too,...

New Moon in Fifteen Minutes

For those of you who have either seen New Moon already or want to laugh at its ridiculousness, the lovely Cleolinda Jones has posted a parody on her livejournal. Link: I AM A GROWN MAN, NOT A POWDERED DONUT