Fuuuuck me, it's been a while!

I apologise with all my heart for this absence - it wasn't my fault, though. My computer had a drug-crazed fit and was sent into rehab for some time. He's back now, and was supposed to have been made a little better, but is just a bit worse. None of the disk drawers work, and everything has gone to shit inside. If that's not a reason to stay off drugs, I don't know what is.

I won't bore you with the details of my computer-less days, but here are some snappy updates:
I recommended a book (Fight Club) to my English teacher (who I think is awesome).
I went out with some people I never go out with and was shamefully drunk, which was teriffic.
I haven't smoked for two days!
What else?
Uhhh...
Oh yes: I went to two more University open days yesterday. One was shit beyond belief, and the other was... orgasmically wonderful. The sexually pleasing one was University of Kent, and i want to hug everyone there, they are so nice and lovely. But I have to get good grades, and do things that will make me look good (like hobbies or skills. For fuck's sake).

I might give up drinking - I know I say this all the time, but I mean it! For a while, at least.
You know, my Dylan Thomas t-shirt still hasn't arrived. Bastards.
I've started making t-shirts with lines from books on them. Well, I say I've started; what I mean is that I've made one and plan to continue making them.
It says IT'S NOT LIVING ALONE IF YOU KEEP A RIFLE UNDER THE BED. Which is from Invisible Monsters (Palahniuk) if you didn't know.

Right. I'm going to go and watch Friday's Vice Presidential debate that I Sky+'d.
A bientot.