I hate people who bring their god damned pets to work. And it's always dogs too. They are a distraction, and a nuisance, and the owner never bothers to keep them on a leash, always letting them run around the office and pester people trying to work. It is seriously disrespectful to the people you work with to haul your dog in to work and let it run around the office. Dogs as a rule are super retarded animals. I don't care what you "tricks" you claim to have taught them, they are a stupid, stupid species. That's not to say that cats are geniuses, but dogs had the intelligence bred out of them as part of their domestication so many hundreds of years ago. You might argue that that means cats are retarded too, since they're domesticated, but let's be real. Most cats aren't actually domesticated, they are the domesticators, domesticating humans to do their bidding. The trick is on cats though, as the more retarded humans become through cat domestication, the more likely they are to go out and get a dog.

Don't bring your dog to work.
Don't let your dog run around the office, sniffing people's legs and begging for food.
I don't care how special you feel when your dog becomes the center of people's attention, your dog does not belong in the workplace.
If the only outside activity you are giving your dog is bringing it to the office, you should not own a dog.

Fuck dog owners and their apparent idea that dragging their dog to work to distract and bother their coworkers is cool and enjoyable to other people.