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Heeey guys. I'm bored.
Yeah. My vibrator broke. It doesn't reach the good spots like it used to--I'm horribly depressed.
ANYWAY~
I'm shooting up to the mood this Tuesday. Has anyone here ever been to a party on the moon?
It looks nice and calm, doesn't it? That's cause everything happens beneath the surface, really. ANYWAY who wants to come with me?? I don't want to go alone. Last time I did I ended up in some different Nebula, spiraling into a black hole with nothing but my boots and a slice of strawberry pie. Was good pie, though, so it was wooorth it.
I can bring like. I don't know three people?? I can probably fit two on my vespa and tie one person to the back with rope. This invite only applies to people who are not;
A. Squeamish. If seeing someone like this makes you wanna puke and pass out, you shouldn't come. Cause aliens are sensitive about their appearances. B. Vocal about being human (if~ you~ are). They kind of hate humans LOL? C. Short. You'll be stepped on.
So what's uuup, guys? |