Gerard's P.O.V
 
  I rolled over and said, "Morning Frankie."
 
 "I'm not Frankie." That's not Frankie. That's a woman's voice. I opened my eyes to see a random blonde laying next to me. I leapt out of bed, thinking frantically.
 
 "I have no clothes on. We didn't...last night did we? Please tell me we didn't."
 
 "We did."
 
 "Fuckshitbuggeryballsshitarseholemotherfuckerfuckityfuckfuck!!"
 
 "What is up with you? It's not like you're married."
 
 "That's the point! I am! And I'm gay! No offense, but I'm repulsed right now!" Please tell me I'm dreaming, I must be dreaming. I walked tentatively over to her, kind of scared of the fact that she was a woman. "Could you pinch me please?" Nope, it's real. I'm stuck with it. But I don't remember anything! Maybe that's a good thing. "Was I drunk?"
 
 "Very."
 
 "So why did you sleep with me then?!" How did I even get hard?
 
 "I was horny, you were there."
 
 "Did we use protection at least?"
 
 "Urm," She bit her lip, "No."
 
 "CRAP! That's it! I'm getting dressed and I'm going home."
 
  When I got home, I didn't tell Frank.
 
2 months later
 
  *Bat Country sounds*
 
  Okay, I don't recognise that number. "Hello?"
 
 "I'm pregnant."
 
 "That's nice for you. Who the hell are you?"
 
 "Think back two months ago."
 
 "I got nothing here."
 
 "Name's Casey. Blonde hair. You randomly freaked out in the morning."
 
 "Oh damn. How do you know it's mine and how did you get this number?"
 
 "I looked you up and you were my first lay in months, and there's been no one since."
 
 "Well are you keeping it or what?"
 
 "You're having it. I don't want it. If you don't take it, I'm aborting it."
 
 "No! Don't do that! I'm just gonna have a lot of explaining to do that's all." I'll find some way of telling Frank...
 
 "Good, well, I'll call you when it's happening." The line went dead.
 
5 minutes later - Mikey's house
 
 "Mikey." Pause. "TwomonthsagoIsleptwithawomanandgotherpregnantandIdon'tknowwhattodo." Okay, now breath. He's just staring. I thin h's trying to work out what I said.
 
 "What an idiot. Does Frank know?"
 
 "No! Of course he doesn't know! Do you think I'd still be alive or attached to my genetalia if he knew?! Frankie's a little guy but he's fiesty."
 
 "You have to tell him and you've ruined my news now."
 
 "News? What news?"
 
 "Alicia's pregnant."
 
 "ARGH! I'm going home, I need to get away from babies!"
 
That night
 
 "Gerard...how'd you feel about starting a family?" Oh God, if only you knew.
 
 "I haven't really thought about it hun. Why?" I asked, toying with my veggie lasange.
 
 "I drove past the adoption agency today." I froze with a forkful of food halfway to my mouth.
 
 "Adoption?"
 
 "You don't sound happy. We don't have to if you don't want to."
 
 "It's not that I don't want to. I just, don't want to talk about it right now."
 
 "Oh. Okay." He said, looking and sounding really small. Maybe he won't be so angry about the whole baby thing...
 
 "Sorry sweetie. I've just had a really stressful day. Oh, and Alicia's pregnant."
 
 "Oh! You're gonna be an uncle!" And a dad.
 
6 months later
 
 "Do you wanna know why wives live longer than husbands? Because they aren't married to women!" Mikey's back.
 
 "You're really badly over reacting. She's hormonal, cut her some slack." I scolded.
 
 "That's easy for you to say! You don't have to deal with a hormonal woman to get your bundle of joy! You're just getting it!"
 
  No Mikey, no! I started making cut throat gestures over Frank's shoulder. Frank looked up. "Huh? What?"
 
 "Nothing!" Mikey started whispering in my ear.
 
 "You haven't told him have you?"
 
 "No, I haven't but you nearly did!"
 
 "Dude, you can't have long left now can you?"
 
 "One month."
 
 "What do you think you're gonna do? Just turn up with a baby?"
 
 "That's what I was planning yes."
 
 "I give up with you! Seriously dude, if he leaves you I wouldn't be surprised." Oh God, this is getting more real by the month. Frank turned arnd and stared at us.
 
 "What are you whispering about?"
 
 "Nothing!" I said, pulling him into a hug and praying he doesn't leave me in a month.
 
1 month later
 
  11:30 pm - 30th October
 
 "Hello?" Pause. "Gerard, it's for you" said Frank, looking puzzled, looking at his watch. I took the phone.
 
 "It's happening." And the lin goes dead.
 
 "I've gotta go."
 
 "What's going on?"
 
 "Mikey's been in a car accident. I need to go see him - at the hospital."
 
 "I'll come with you."
 
 "No! There's lots of blood!"
 
 "Oh God, is it serious?"
 
 "No, he just bleeds a lot. I've gotta go!"
 
2:24am - 31st October
 
  I'm looking down at my little boy. I'm a dad, I have a son. Oh God, I may lose my husband, on his birthday. Wow that's freaky. They share the same birthday. I spose I better go call Fank and get home.
 
  I buckled Baby Iero into the front of my Lexus into the baby seat I picked from Mikey's, (Yeah, I learnt to drive and yeah I have a Lexus) and called Frank on my hand's free. 
 
 "Frank, are you sitting down?"
 
 "No, I'm in the kitchen."
 
 "Well go sit down, I don't want you hurting yourself."
 
 "What do you mean? What have you done?"
 
 "Urm, nothing major. I've just got something to tell you."
 
 "Oh my God, you're not pregnant are you? 'Cause that'd be really wierd." Close, but no cigar.
 
 "Not quite, nothing that...abnormal."
 
 "So why do I have to sit down?"
 
 "'Cause I slept with a woman when I was very, very, very, very, drunk."
 
THUNK
 
 "And you call that not major?!"
 
 "You weren't sitting down were you?"
 
 "No, but that's not the point. For fuck's sake Gerard! We've only been married for what? Two years!"
 
 "It gets worse but in a good way."
 
 "That makes no sense Gerard. When?"
 
 "Nine months ago."
 
 "How do you know this exactly?"
 
 "I'll explain when I get home."
 
5 minutes later - In the doorway
 
  Frank heard me and started to turn around. "We need to ta-you have a baby."
 
 "Yes I do."
 
 "Did you steal it from the maternity ward?"
 
 "No, it's ours. This is Liam Aidan Iero." Yeah I named him in the car.
 
 "What?"
 
 "Well, mine anyway. But the woman I slept with and got pregnant signed him over to us."
 
THUD.
 
  Oh crap he fainted. I guess I could have done it better I spose.
 
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To Be Continued....

Author's Notes #2: Oh My God! It's finished! I still can't believe it, but I'm looking forward to the sequel. Did anyone see that coming? Honestly? Okay, as this is the last chapter, I wanna know, what you really thought of this! As a whole. I love you all to bits, and I'm so surprised that this has been as well recieved as it has been. When we started this about a year and a half ago, we were just in it for something to do, but when we started getting feedback, we started getting serious about it. Can you believe when we started this, we thought this would be about 20 chapters long. Now it's 60. Wow. I'm kinda crying from happiness here. Okay, enough rambling...on to the dedications. 

Dedications: Melody (chemicaldreamsx) for being an avid reader/commenter since the begining and being an awesome wife. Lily, Lina, and Ivane Marie for all being avid readers/commenters since the beginning too. Ikle_pattikins for her insane ramblings of comments that brighten my day every time I read them, (I expect a huge one on this as you promised =P), Jealousmess for also being an avid reader,  and a billiant friend. And everyone else who has ever read this, and/or commented on it. I love you all. <33