Okay, so first and foremost on my mind? I met Vash the Stampede and Princess—Queen? Padmé—Amidala. And they are awesome. Finding out where to get contacts. I have my glasses by some miraculous chance, but the contacts are a no. And if I’m going to be stuck here for as long as the guides and whoever else says, I’d really like contacts. Please?

Also, a job. I kinda took over an apartment, but I really need a job if I’m gonna stay here. A roommate wouldn’t go unappreciated either, but that’s sorta a moot point. Let’s see…skills. Anything you’d expect a human girl to do? Paperwork, retail, turning on a stove…if all else fails, ask. I’m open to ideas.

And this curse everyone’s talking about. How long’s that supposed to last? How long has it been going on?