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Is there ever a first blog entry that isn't reeking with lame? I'm going to take a stab at making this entry alright. I've had a 3 day break from work which has been nice but I feel like I need to be there at Best Western helping those old hags clean those 100+ rooms. I always thought our hotel had more rooms but just like Ketchikan it's tiny tiny tiny! I'm not even supposed to be working there but I need a job and they are beyond desperate. Regardless, I love it there. I see people leave the craziest shit out in the open. Things like dildos, lube, punk rock chick porn. True Story. I actually met the old lady who left her lube and dildo on the nightstand. Nice old woman, indeed. I'd show a picture as proof but a couple days ago I broke my phone. Normally I'm very good with cell phones, never drop them or anything but this predicament was a bit inevitable.
/>I decided to go kayaking for the first time. It was a blast up until I fell into the water with my new Samsung Black Jack 2.0 resting in my pocket. I was so upset that I actually cried, kinda lame right? Or it could've been that I was listening to She's My Ride Home while driving back to my apartment. That song gets me everytime, but that'd a totally different story. Maybe I'll post it.
Countdown: 28 days until I see Foxy Shazam at El Corazón in Seattle. |