Story Or Series Title: Alone on Earth..
Culprit Author's Name: Invader Zek

Full Name (plus titles if any): Invader Zek
Full Species(es): Self insert.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Long, brown, sweeping.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: She's one of those rare IZ sues who does NOT have a trenchcoat. She's also taller than the tallest kid in class.
Special Possessions (if any): A vicious, snarling attack/bodyguard dog who she launchs at anyone who annoys her. (Way to make your character sympathetic, Suethor.)

Annoying Origin: Irk.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She shows up, is NOT introduced by Miss Bitters (OMG, a Sue without an intro?!) and her dog attacks someone. Dib uses this dog as proof that she must be an alien, and a boring school lesson ensues.
Annoying Special Abilities: Is an angsty grrrl power sue.
Other Annoying Traits: None.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/379456/1/Alone_on_the_Earth
Note: The prequel to the last piece of crap.