--never even seen one'nna these things 'fore...Ronnie, where are you when I need ya..oh, shit--a light's on..what the fuck does that mean...

Hello?

Goddamn computers and shit--hello? I ain't all smart about this crap, but where's that batshit crazy coon took me now?

Goddamn it, HELLO?!! There better be someone out there, Or I'm gon' go fuckin' crazy.

[there's a loud series of scrapes, a heavy duty chain being dragged across the pavement..]

/>I need HELP. Where the fuck am I--if I'm surrounded by yanks, I'm gon' fuckin' kill myself...ain't no place that's THIS big 'round where I'm from.

Fuckin' goddamn old man...I need a cigarette...[there's a frustrated sob, and another scrape of the chain] Goddamnit..hello...

Please...fucking---

Get this GODDAMNED CHAIN OFF'A ME!!!!!