Ok, knock it off with the food freakout thing and put the fucking tomatoes back on my pizza.

Spring onions are responsible for Salmonella almost as much as chicken-related food, and no government agency is going out of their way to warn you about that, and Papa Murphys is till dumping them on your pizza. I'm as worried about Salmonella as I am about alien invasion.

Come to think of it, I've seen UFOs* more than I've had salmonella poisoning. I think the FDA's Tomato fuckup(it wasn't the tomatoes) is all a big plot to see how well we'll respond to food shortages. Stock up on bell peppers, folks.

I'll take some Salmonella with my veggies, thanks, and don't wash my food with bleach, assholes. We've already got antibacterial resistant strains of Salmonella showing up. We're better off taking our chances, just like we always have.

Don't make me fucking grow my own food, or no one gets websites: I'll be too busy FARMING.

The French are far more cavalier about food 'hygiene'-Ask a French person how many times THEY've had food poisoning. -Bring a translator. I was there for a month, ate everything put in front of me, drank raw milk, and didn't even get the shits-this may have something to do with the amount of cheese I consumed. Still.

Actually, here: http://www.cureresearch.com/s/salmonella_food_poisoning/stats-country.htm
Half a percent recorded here in the US, France, almost exactly the same, negligible if you consider margin of error.

At least give me the OPTION to take my chances. Oh, and tomato farmers, pizza jpints, grocery stores: Sue the fuck out of the FDA, for everyone's sakes.

-UFOs in the literal sense, meaning UNIDENTIFIED Flying Objects. If I saw a flying saucer, I'd say "Holy fuck, a flying saucer!" having pointed out what it was, I'd have to remove the U, making it an FO, or perhaps keeping the U to mean unusual, though cut to the chase and call it a Flying Saucer or, if you're REALLY sure, or it isn't discus shaped, an Alien Spacecraft.

Anyway, haven't seen any flying saucers or outside of kitchen-based temper tantrums or track & field meets.