A different kind of post today... have some science jokes! *GEEKS* I have loads and loads so as not to makes this tl;dr, I'll post only a selection today. Some of these are crackers but some are downright groaners/ Ya know, the best kind *CHEESES* :D



A class opening their chemistry exam found the following question, “If H20 is water, what is H204?"
This was a quick question for most, but it took the student some thinking time.
Finally, he wrote down his answer: "For drinking, washing, and cleaning."


Where does bad light end up?
In prism.


What happens when you cut a prism in half?
All the prismers escape!


How do you see through pressurized glass?
Press your eyes against it! (Hint: it's all in the delivery)


Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm?
Because he couldn't resistor...


A jump lead walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bar tender says "Ok, but don't start anything”


Well what about the mature student having trouble with weight and mass? He couldn't tell his old tons from his Newtons ...


What's an ohm?
It's where a watt lives!!


From way down in my cranium,
This prediction I will make:
That if you eat uranium,
You'll get atomic ache.


Einstein's Theory of Junkfood
E = MC (Donald's)

Einstein's Theory of Boybands
E = MC (Fly)

Einstein's Theory of Rappers
E = MC (Hammer)

Einstein's Theory of Music
E = F (flat)

Einstein's theory of Cricket
E=MC(C)

Einstein's theory of Parks
E=MC(Arthur)

Einsteins's Theory of Theatre
E = MC (Beth)

Einstein's Theory of Biscuits
E = MC (Vities)

Einstein's Theory of Tessellating Patterns
E = MC (Escher)

Einstein's Theory of Pastoral Farming
E = MC (Donald)

Einstein's Theory of Motor Racing
E = MC (Laren)

Einstein's theory of Raining Computers
E = MC (intosh)

Einstein's theory of Bright Coloured Birds
E = MC (aws)

Einstein's theory of Oily Fish
E = MC (eral)


How do you know if you're being approached by the Quantum Mafia?
They make you an offer you can't understand!


A physics professor at a state university in Michigan was famous for his animated lectures. He was short and thin with wild white hair and an excited expression. In lecture he would throw himself from the top of desks and throw frisbees to students in the back row to illustrate various principles.
One day in class he was spinning on an office chair holding weights in each hand when he lost his balance and tumbled into the first row. He apologized to his class for going off on a tangent.


What do you get when you cross a snake with a Physicist?
A Bohr Constrictor.


What is Ba(na)2?
A banana.


What do you do when you find a dead chemist?
Barium


What is the purpose of a Doctor?
Helium


What happens when electrons lose their energy?
They get Bohr'd


What's the difference between chemistry and cooking?
In chemistry you should never lick the spoon


In the world of chemicals, a constant battle rages between the chemical supervillains and the chemical secret agents. The most esteemed of these is one (OO)7, international dyeing agent of mystery.
On one particularly hairy mission, he finds himself pitted against the evil genius of lore, Dr. Nitrogen Monoxide, who has set a devious trap in the form of an ordinary piece of white cloth.
After plummeting through a cleverly placed mechanosensitive membrane protein, (OO)7 is shocked to find himself soaking in to a tightly bound mesh of cotton fibers. (He is, after all, a dyeing agent !)
In desperation, he calls to his nemesis, "Do you expect me to talk, NO?" The villain only chuckles maniacally.
"No Mr Dye, I expect you to bond!


*snickers uncontrollably* I like to release these on the kids sometimes, they never know whether to laugh or groan! Share with me - what good jokes do you guys know? Make me giggle!! Or groan. Either way is good XD


Have a great Tuesday folks, see you on the flipside! ♥


PS. Watched some more Skins last night. I has thinky thoughts to post laters. Yes.