Linda HOgan wants to take her little pup on a joy ridein ex Hulk Hogan's prized Rolls Royce.
The auto's been hanging out in a garage somewhere, waiting on the final division of property, because the car loses value with mileage.
When the Hulkster found out that Linda was polishing the pipes for a ride, he had the car moved to a secret location, dealing with the situation like a mature adult would!
Rumor has it that the insurance on the car is "woefully inadequate," and Hulk fears that Linda will let the boytoy drive the car.
Couldn't be any worse than the way their son drives!
[Images via WENN.

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