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Luke. C's DVD.

Marry me. Right now. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I AM ON MY KNEES HERE.

As if it weren't enough that I came as close as I have ever come to DYING OF COMPLETE AND UNBRIDLED LAUGHTER during his 'Luke. C's Diner's Camp' bit (where he EXERCISED his way through a supermarket and cooking barbecue, LADLED WITH HORRIBLE AWFUL HILARIOUS ENGLISH and his heavily accented Japanese), but...

His one night dream theater?

It's from West Side Story. NO SERIOUSLY. IT IS. FROM WEST SIDE STORY. It smacks of the prologue. He's wearing a red shirt, has greased-back hair, and he's dancing like an idiot. He started snapping his fingers right at the beginning and I nearly pissed myself because I just KNEW what was coming.

*on the FLOOR*

I am so going to die I am not even kidding. Ohgod I'm only halfway through the DVD.

I haven't seen Daisuke's yet but the back has him in a sailor suit. A good-ship lollipop gay little sailor suit. I'm scared to watch after this. I'm not sure I can handle any more laughing.

Watch this youtube video. At approximately 3 minutes and 30 seconds in, that's exactly what Luke is doing on his DVD.



I am just rocking back and forth in my chair, going OMGGGGGGGGGG repeatedly and dying laughing.

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