I was internetting in front of the TV tonight and the following commercial came on. I wasn't paying close attention, but the tagline made my ears, erm, prick up:



I found it online, excited and giggly and overjoyed. Then I showed it to redbaker and HE RUINED IT FOR ME. GODDAMNIT.


11:06:40 PM melvillean: OH OH OH
11:06:46 PM melvillean: Something you will find awesome
11:06:53 PM melvillean: And I need to see if I can find it
11:07:03 PM melvillean: There was a commercial for some brand of mixed nuts.
11:07:12 PM redbaker: Okay.
11:07:17 PM melvillean: And I wasn't really paying attention to it.
11:07:25 PM melvillean: It was just something on in the background.
11:07:56 PM melvillean: And from what I recall the buildup was something about the quality of the nuts they used.
11:08:00 PM melvillean: Almonds, pistachios, etc.
11:08:28 PM melvillean: But what grabbed my attention was the tagline.
11:08:37 PM melvillean: The nuts come in bags.
11:08:47 PM melvillean: And the tagline was something about how they made a great nut-sack.
11:08:59 PM redbaker: OPEN YOUR SNACK HOLE
11:09:03 PM redbaker: FOR THE GREAT NUT-SACK
11:09:10 PM melvillean: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
11:09:51 PM melvillean: YES!
11:09:56 PM melvillean: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
11:10:14 PM melvillean: I FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:10:15 PM melvillean: http://youtube.com/watch?v=tmCjc4Irl5E
11:10:18 PM melvillean: NOT A RICK ROLL
11:10:21 PM melvillean: JUST A NUTSACKROLL
11:10:39 PM melvillean: BETTER QUALITY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7_BwppFfgeU&feature=related
11:11:52 PM redbaker: Sadly, I think he's saying "nut snack"
11:12:01 PM melvillean: NO
11:12:02 PM melvillean: NO
11:12:03 PM redbaker: but it sure sounds like "nut sack"
11:12:06 PM melvillean: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
11:12:08 PM melvillean: SHUT UP
11:12:14 PM melvillean: YOU SHUT UP WITH YOUR LIES
11:12:19 PM redbaker: I'm sorry! The 'n' is there.
11:12:22 PM melvillean: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
11:12:26 PM melvillean: THAT IS A FILTHY JEW LIE
11:12:33 PM redbaker: Listen to the higher-quality one.
11:13:07 PM melvillean: GODDAMNIT
11:13:09 PM melvillean: SHUT UP
11:13:20 PM melvillean: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN THINGS THAT ARE BEAUTIFUL TO ME?!?!?
11:13:30 PM redbaker: BECAUSE IT IS MY SWORN DUTY
11:13:31 PM melvillean: I HATE YOU FOREVER
11:13:40 PM melvillean: AND EVER