Alan Rickman is officially making me feel things I shouldn’t be feeling for a sixty-two year old man. He is looking far too fine and powerful in the new Harry Potter trailer. I just hope there’s more Snape in this installment than in the previous ones. Seriously, more Alan! Nowwwwwwwwwww!




 

I don’t think I’m meant for this kind of job. I seriously get pissed off when people ask me to get them something and hello, it’s my job! I need to put myself in place.

You don’t like TLC? Well, tough cookies. I do and I have the remote control. Soooo shut the fuck up!

Facebook needs to die. I don’t particularly care about the comments that were left after mine. And why do people insist on uploading and tagging photos of me in which I look like a retarded whale?