So apparently I'm a loser because livejournal says I've only made 3 friends.  Everytime I go to the log-in page it's there staring me in the face...You've only made 3 friends.  Well, fuck you livejournal!  I don't need you telling me every five seconds that I have no friends.  You can kiss my white ass.  Maybe I didn't get a livejournal account to make friends...maybe it's because I wanted to keep in touch with the friends I already have...and that happens to be three.  So fuck you I say...fuck you hard right in the ass.  Who the hell do you think you are.  Die in the firery pits of hell.

Okay, I feel better.  Would any of my three friends like to comment???  Yeah, that's right livejournal, I'm okay with it.