With all of this talk on Proposition 8, I've realised that nothing is going to change the minds of the religious zealots and Bushies. I can, at this point, only concede and say... I agree.

Homosexuals are confused individuals who can be, literally, set straight by the Good Word. If you know a gay person, I strongly urge you to please share with them your Bible. It is the job of Christians to take those blessed pages, fold them into a little package of love and take it along on the crusade to protect Traditional Marriage. After all, marriage has been a sacred and Holy bond since the Dark Ages. It is up to you to share your love of Christ and of God with these morally confused people. Save them from a life of sin.

However, I must strongly advise you to also apply these same beliefs to minorities. In the past they too were seen as less-than-human and in need of saving. We have all done such a wonderful job so far, but it is time to take Traditional Marriage back for white Christians. Marriage was created for you by the church. It should be sacred and not something that everyone, especially those who are beneath you, should be able to take. Think of the children.

More importantly, think of all of the money and benefits that minorities get through marriage. These should be yours. Your churches are worried that this proposition, if not passed, will take away their tax exemptions. If you take back the right for all non-Caucasian Christians to marry, you won't ever have to worry about taxes. There will be plenty of money for your pockets. What right do minorities have to Traditional Marriage, anyway? They are just savages in need of guidance and moral direction. Once again, I implore you to take out your Bible and share with them the Good Word. Educate them in the ways of your passages and scriptures which tell of their ancestours being your servants and slaves. Show them their true place.

Traditional Marriage is in danger. If Proposition 8 is defeated, people will be able to marry whomever they wish. We may not have Primogeniture anymore, but these beliefs still need to be upheld. It is your responsibility and your right. How dare these people suggest you tolerate those who are different from you. How dare they suggest marriage is a right for all human beings. How dare they even believe they deserve the same rights.

Come voting day, I know you'll make the right choice.