I don't know how many days I've been away, but I have. A lot of things have happened, some good, some not so good. So everybody knows that I basically moved into My new Diggs and have successfully settled in. The people here are nice and I'm having a ball getting to the know them all. It feels great when one can finally let loose and relax around strangers. :o) There is so much to write but to begin with, I'll start off with the presents I've recived from both My private and public wishlist.
 

Quite a few packages were waiting for Me at the PO Box Office, and of course, Ye Ol' Battleaxe was welcoming and smiley as ever. It's so great and I love it, just walking past her, flashing My ID and walking away with arms crammed full of goodies. I swear her stupid fat fucking head turn purple with rage. Silly bitch.



My Mini Pink Fridge came and I was a bit surpised, it's bloody tiny, (I may just get another, with your money <3 ), I've plugged it on and now it's mumuring happily away in the corner of My room, chilling My favourite drinks, ready to slurrp whenever I feel like it.
Score.


Thank You for letting Me serve You
You're fucking welcome ape-face.

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These would look lovely on Your feet!
Of course they would, it's Me we're talking about, here!

Yeah, I've already made a photo-set of Me wearing these...
You will have to buy them if you wanna jerk off, ok, twat-munch?
Good.
Very good.
But also.... WTF?!?!?!!?!?
Who bought this??!?!



I mean, I wanted it and put it on My public wishlist, but unlike the other gifts I've recieved whislt being in Diggs, I've no idea who bought this.
So.
Thank you & Fuck you.
If it was you who bought this video camera then email Me @ kuro.onyx.steiner@googlemail.com to get your reward.

This mystery buyer gave Me a perfect idea, actually. I mean, here's the set-up. I am greedy. You're generous. But you're one of those cowardly Splash & Split types, the type who feels the urge to spoil a wonderous Woman like Myself, only to run away faster than a pinging IM with your pathetic cock between your legs when the notion of sticking around comes up, aren't you? 
Thought so.

Fuck, you really are a piece of work.

My great idea was just that, actually. You don't want to be a devoted punk of Mine, that's fine, it's your loss, fucker. Doesn't change My thirst to be spoiled rotten, 'na mean?
Sooooooo, the next time your wallet's bulging and you're perving over My journal, DO IT. I alwas leave My PO box address on both My private and public entries, so fuck it, why don't you do what you came here for and do it. Spoil Me. It'll make you feel all that more better.

Anyway, meanwhile, I managed to get some useless community slut to spread a little cheer My way, via Amazon.



Yes, I know, you can barely see anything, but the message is from Wanker and his message reads; "Thank You for opening my eyes. i am a wanker i am a loser i am a cunt i am only worth my wallet i have T I N Y cock" Haha. He *does* have a tiny cock.

Also, I don't know WHAT the hell is fucking going on, but I think I have My *first* deranged stalker. Story: He demanded I make him a custom video, I polietly (!!!! LOL!!!) let him know that I'll do in whatever fucking fashion. I make the rules here, not you, chump.
Long story short, he's crazy and is incessantly messaging Me that he "loves" Me and wants Me to be his "Girlfriend".

UGH.

The thought of your stinking, dull, pale breath anywhere near My magnificent body makes Me want to hurl last night's dinner up. Seriously. I hate these fucking weirdos who just find it so hard to compute that I am not here for them, I am purely here for MY satifaction and if you just can't even *begin* to process that in your pea-brained little skull then that means you must move along, alright, cock-breath?

There is no logic to any of you fuckers becoming My 'boyfriend', the mere thought -process makes Me want to laugh so much I just might piss Myself laughing.

FUCK YOU.

Tut, tut, I don't think you freaks will ever get it.



I look beautiful, I know. Check the new brown mane. Took like three hours in a **very** expensive salon to get tihs perfect mane, so msgs of adoration for the new 'do would be nice!

Ok, the next thing I'll be doing is making some new NF listings, and then cleaning up My friends list. Also, just in process of getting verified for MyDommeSpce, MyFinancialDommeSpace, DommeandSubs etc, so that shall be exciting, can't beleive it took Me so long. Also, writing up data for the new website, that will be fucking cool, I'll make sure you fucks know when that's coming. Youtube also will be getting some new videos, so watch out for new stuff, basically.

I am going to bed, now, it's stupid o'clock in London Town.

Splash & Split!!!
Too scared to stick around?
lolz.
Spoil Me and then Fuck Off, piggy.

MY AMAZON WISHLIST
 
BM KURO ONYX
LONDON
WC1N 3XX

Madame Kuro x

ps. if you're not a coward and you want to serve Me for *real* then apply via My application. The link is situated on My Profile, dweeb. <3