WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY CUBS???

Are there goddamn pods in the clubhouse or something? E3, E4, and E5? What the fuck is that? I swear, LeRoommate came alarmingly close to throwing his can of Old Style at the tee vee.

If I am unable to legitimately fly my 'W' flag from the porch on Sunday morning, I'm through with this bunch of loosers. And I mean it.



At least until pitchers and catchers report in February.