So apparently Jessica Simpson was voted to the top of the list for Celebrities with the best *AHEM* female mammary glands (this is a family blog, hehe). I think I am ok with that, I am comfortable saying that she’s got some nice ones and I wish I had boobs like those. But what I don’t like is that half of the list is all fake boobs! I mean Carmen Electra and Aubrina Patridge they were like me before they had some money. I think the list should be natural only that way it is more realistic. When Hollywood starts getting to the level of fake boobs on the best boobs list they might as well be giving the awards to the plastic surgeons since anyone can have good boobs as long as their doctor went to Harvard medical. Anyway, keep it real Hollywood, we’ve got to keep some things holy here.

Here is the complete list:
1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyoncé Knowles