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Published : 2 months, 2 weeks ago (Thu, 23 Oct 2008 00:17:29 PDT) Searched: ejaculation http://lacy-highmore.livejournal.com/27439.html 0 links Related posts
Alright, two topics, one blog. Entirely different topics, though either way, Lacy is making an ass of herself....
First of all, with the watch what you say...
I got reminded of this with my vegan blog, and I now remember that I forgot to blog about this when it happened. Alright, I just said I'm a vegetarian. Strict vegetarian. Have been (by my own choice) since I was 8. (very proud of it, by the way Lol) I live in an area with an outrageous amount of a) Republicans and b) chicken fries on the sides of intersections.
So me and my mom are driving, and there's a fundraiser on the side of the intersection, for freaking port-a-pit chicken. I flicked them off. Yelled "murder". I usually yell "meat is murder" but nooo....this time, I just HAD to JUST yell "murder"..... what do you know? It's a fundraiser for war veterans :-0
Ayeee.....that seriously gives true definition to "sticking your foot in your mouth". I felt so bad :-/
Next topic!!!
Dictionary.com!!!
Okay, so I was talking to this person who has their MySpace mood set to "obsequious". I have no idea what that word means, so I asked. Neither did he. So I looked it up on Dictionary.com (and still have no idea what the fuck it means Lol) Whenever I'm on those types of sites, I love using the little pronunciation button, where some random prostate-cancer-commercial man comes on and reads the word :-D They always sound so fucking ridiculous.
So anyways, I got obsequious read off for me...and then I thought.....hmm....I bet this dude would sound hilarious saying "ejaculation"
And I was right....he did :-D :-D :-D
That went on to "penis", "vagina", "discharge", "anal sex" <---- which the stuffies don't have a pronunciation for :-( boo you whore!
Sitting there, giggling over some old man saying "ejaculation" is perhaps the most immature thing ever. Brings me back to 5th grade when I used to go through the dictionary with other girls in my class and we'd laugh at the "naughty words" *rolls eyes*
Seriously, sitting there giggling over that shit, you'd think I was some 11 year old virgin girl who'd never seen a penis (whether live or in a picture) let alone done, er, "things" to one Hahaha
But it seriously is funny though!
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