Or better yet, tell my bum of a boyfriend who kept sending me links today at work. Seriously.

I mean, this one is called THE LAST FUCKING UNICORN!

And this HORSE the Band shirt owns my face. Bitch.

AND THIS ONE IS EVEN MORE OBNOXIOUS THAN MY FAVORITE COBRA SHIRT, WITH ADDED ALF. It'll eat your face, AND your cat.

And okay, this one is sold out, but I NEEDS IT PRECIOUS. Everyone go request a reprint. I mean really. Say Anything. VICTORIAN SAY ANYTHING. *flails*


Ugh. I'm so old guys. The food & Wine fest wore me out. *collapses*