It's not supposed to get this cold this quick! Jesus-fucking-Christ! Just a month ago it was so fucking hot and humid you could barely walk outside without melting, and now you step outside and you die an instantaneous gruesome death due to all the water in your body flash-freezing.

Actually, 29 degrees isn't that bad for a hardy fellow like myself, but it sure sucks ass when you're riding a bicycle at 30 mph in this weather and all you have is a shitty-ass sweatshirt. I need to get a coat, gloves, and preferably a ski mask/balaclava pronto.