Well, it was a mighty close call between this Prince Charming and our weekly winner, but the award goes to...

Newt Gingrich, who dumped his cancer-stricken first wife, Jackie Battley (while she was in the hospital undergoing treatment) for a sucker named Marianne Ginther. When his own pastor criticized him for not supporting his two kids, Gingrich simply left the church.

Not too long after, Newt dumped Ginther for 34-year-old congressional aide Callista Bisek (who is now his 3rd wife)...

My fellow Americans, meet the tanned, rest & ready Defender of Traditional Marriage: