Hi Flist hope you are all happy and well:) For those who aren't, don't read this, as all my posts are whinge posts lately and this is long,so BE WARNED!!!

Anyway apparently I got remission from the breast cancer only to be told I now have one in the top of my spine. That's one of the reasons I can't sit comfortably at the key board.I need to explain incase I miss any of my "Wonderful " Flisters birthdays.

I don't know if any of you will remember me walking and putting the chariot into retirement.Apparently I'm not so clever Doh!! I've been having a fall at a rate of 1 every 4/5days.
I only stay in hossy maybe overnight !! One time they put me on the SAME WARD in the SAME bed my Mam had died in.(I told them and they said I was being stupid and Morbid) but one night fucking upset me teriffically.
Idiot me wondered why I'm having rapid response nurses in every day and morphine on tap.I even have to leave my front door unlocked at all times.Evenings(bedtime) I lock it but must not leave the keys in the lock.

Fucking hell they even wanted to supervise me getting dressed etc! Well they've been told to fade away but not so politely.
To put the tin hat on it I'm being tested for bowel cancer tomorrow. They said I'll only get a camera up my ass! Knowing my luck it'll be the size of a cam-corder. "Oh m am I pissed off?.!!

Right I've got it off my chest to the best flist ever.You are all sooooooo understanding. I want to thankyou all for that mwah, I'm really sorry about you getting my usual shite rant today. I guess I'd been saving it..

On a hotter topic Who wouldn't want to jump Bens bones in that uniform?. Or for Mels sake even out of it. 
HANDS UP FOR WHICH YOU'D PREFER?.!!

I'd like to help/strip him out of uniform.Switch his mic off,hold his stick and unholster his big gun!Leaving the next parts to Mel,chics,Kat.*snort* Anyway why not all join in.We'll save this best until last for beach *nods* whatever that is.(g)