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You have your choice of: A.) Mastery of the whip. In honor of Dr. Jones and his singlehandedly fucking over the Nazis before the rest of the world got its shit together, you can master his signature weapon. You can knock things out of people’s hands without hurting them (but you can also hurt them if you want). You grab things and pull them to you, but you have to have the ability to catch something flung at you that fast. You can whip sexy objects of your affection around the waist, or do the really neat thing where you can snuff out candles without knocking anything else over. B.) Mastery of the Boomerang. Everyone had a boomerang as a kid, and you probably spent an afternoon in intense training to perfect it before realizing how dumb it was and that mankind had invented video games. If you pick this, you can wake up tomorrow and toss the legendary throwing stick with unerring accuracy, and it will come back to you. Apparently aborigines used these to hunt, so let’s assume you can kill something with them, too, but I doubt it will come back to you if you land the kill shot. You can also use the goofy trick boomerangs like all of the Flash and Spider-man’s lamest villains. Exploding boomerangs, razor sharp boomerangs, and, uh… well that’s all I got. C.) Master Archer. Green Arrow and Hawkeye all rolled into one, you can hit almost any target. Precision hits on a human being, down a gun barrel, or bank shots into targets. You can fire while jumping through the air, falling, while dodging other attacks, etc. You also have complete access to both archers’ trick arrows. The explosive arrows and the glue arrow (basically cover the target in a mass of sticky goo [heh, heh, heh]) would come in handy, but you’d still have to deal with the humiliation of using the handcuff and boxing glove arrows. You would also have the necessary upper body strength to use almost any bow. Matt |