Jareth the Goblin King says to Sarah: "Fear me. Love me. Do as I say, and I will be your slave."

Yeah. It's like that sometimes. But it's a secret, so don't tell.

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It's Halloween. Time for me--or more accurately, for my KoL avatars--to put on either their Filthy Hippie disguise (for Herb Brownies)or Yendorian Finery (for Candied Kobold)and hit Seaside Town to scam candy off of total strangers.

Eat enough Herb Brownies, and you can get a trophy. I have my shopkeeper sell them to people who want the trophy.

The Candied Kobold I keep. I'm 300 away from having the largest collection in the Kingdom. That may change. Tonight. (There's a piece of a song in the back of my head, and I can't tease it out. Annoying.)