*quiet humming, this time to the tune of "You'll Never Out-Fox the Fox", which abruptly stops after about a quarter of a minute*

...What in the...

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?

I didn't ask for...

Um...

Whose... is this?  It's certainly not mine...

I'm not touching it with my own hands, anyway...

*sound of nervous footsteps, followed by some kind of sweeping sound, and then after a time, the sound of running water*

Well, now it's out of the dorm, at least...

I'm going to have to wash this shirt three times before I will dare to wear it, I think...

If... anyone else wants it...

Please take it away...

((ooc: once again, music from The Court Jester))