...I just saw a third grader naked.

Oh, Nanoha. You could have waited until the SECOND episode to do that sort of transformation scene. ^_^

(memory_storm finally got me to watch it. I...was rather surprised. I'm also mildly amused by the fact that (AS USUAL FOR MAGICAL GIRL ANIME) her magical girl outfit = her school uniform.)

SPEAKING OF ANIME:

//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
k so
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
am i turning straight
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
im watching an anime with this girl with like
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
size ZZ boobs
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
who reloads her gun by flinging bullets from between her boobs
Inferno says:
Which one is it?
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
grenadier

[10 minutes later]
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
http://eyevocal.ottawa-anime.org/beingupfront/pictures/grenrush.jpg
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
btw
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
^ main char
Inferno says:
i had to defend her ~*womanhood*~
Inferno says:
I feel depressed that I can actually say I've seen bigger tits in anime
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
haha
Inferno says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eiken_(manga)
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
Wikipedia does not have an article with this exact name.
Inferno says:
lol disambiguation
Inferno says:
Oh yeah, found it!
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
??
Inferno says:
http://frenziedanime.informe.com/gallery/122-1/1157436955813.jpg

[insert awkward 5 minute pause]

//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
wow
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
those are
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
scarily huge
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
these are at least...
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
realisticly... hueg..

//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
and i just watched
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
the end of eva
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
and as always
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
its a mind fuck
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
one you enjoy
Inferno says:
Dude
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
Crazy Asuka makes me happy
Inferno says:
A picture of Shinji, Asuka, and Rei are probably in the dictionary NEXT to mindfuck
Inferno says:
...i'd buy that dictionary
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
ahahaha
Inferno says:
I WOULDN'T FAP TO ASUKA BUT I'D BUY IT
Inferno says:
wait, was that End of Eva, or Death and Rebirth
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
end
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
man i actually
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
listened
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
and he's like
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
panting
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
in the backround
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
wowww
Inferno says:
that was so gross
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
i know
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
i was like wtf
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
tho Rei's limbs falling off is also gross
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
so is Asuka being picked apart by the other evas
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
n_u
Inferno says:
That was gross, but that didn't bother me that much
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
yeah i know what you mean XD
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
man we're a fucked up generation
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
oh look, death!
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
we can deal
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
BUT WOAH HE FAPPED TO HER IN THE HOSPITAL
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
WTF
Inferno says:
...please tell me that if you're ever in a hospital visiting me and you feel the need to rub one out
Inferno says:
you'll at least go to the bathroom first
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
:(
//Esper [ the dream must end ] says:
way to ruin my dream
Inferno says:
I FELT VIOLATED FOR ASUKA OKAY

I also love how that's the only part I really remember to End of Eva. The mindfuck that was the end? I can remember parts of it. Asuka? Yeah, I remember what happened to her, but not how the other Evas ripped her apart. Shinji visiting Asuka in the hospital? I could probably draw the scene with his hand in it from memory. (I'll put it this way if you skipped the cut: Bitches may not know 'bout my dick, but they know ALL TOO WELL about Shinji's. But I don't know quite as much about his pecker as I do about...oh, half of RO's. T_T Or at least CERTAIN people's.)

I actually used to ship Shinji/Rei, I think. Rather, Rei/Shinji - I have a feeling that no matter who he's with, he'd probably take a strapon. Or at least be the one on the bottom.