Things I've Learned in the Past Months that I Haven't Updated:

- The Jon Stewart Show is effing hilarious.

- Barack Obama had better be the next president.

- Sarah Palin thinks John McCain is a maverick.

- JCPenney will own my soul through my paycheck if I'm not careful.

- Being a senior has its perks (like graduation), but other than that it sort of just sucks like any other year.

- Like Simba was the rightful king of Pride Rock, I am the rightful Editor-in-Chief of the newspaper.

- And that is a hard job.

- I can live without Paul.

- But it's harder than being the Editor-in-Chief.

- Ten times harder.

- But I can do it.

- ...I think.

- It's just too bad...

- ...that I still love him.

- *sigh*

- Chad is ridiculous. I adore him, though.

- He's very lucky.

- Shayla overreacts.

- Abe is cooler than Tucker.

- Bernie Mac was really, really great.

- The Sarah Silverman Show is actually really funny, too.

- Fringe is effing scary. Which makes it...great.

- Choosing a college is actually pretty hard.

- The hard part is not getting swayed from college to college every time you hear about little perks and differences.

- Anne Hathaway is nothing less than amazing.

- Dressing up...is fun.

- Graduation is going to make me cry.

- Schedule the cry fest...

- ...for 219 days from now.