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Worm Lesson




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Worm Lesson


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Published : 8 months, 1 week ago (Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:18:12 PDT)
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A minister
decided that a visual demonstration would  add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol -
Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead  

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.


So the Minister asked the congregation -


What can you learn from this demonstration?



Quagmayer was sitting in the back and quickly raised his hand and said,



'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

That pretty much ended the service



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