Dear Magdalena,

• Getting run over by a bus.


• Getting run over by a train.


• Getting run over by a car.


• Taking up the whole street and getting others run over by buses, trains and cars.


• Be loud, chant bullshit and sing all day.


• Have christian rave parties (which are extremely tempting for the vibe.)


• Present your catholic schoolgirls.


• Did I mention getting yourselves run over?


• Pick up diseases like gastroenteritis, influenza and pregnancy.


• Perpetuate your cult by all means possible.


• Meet your maker.


• Be the only people on the street to check me out (you should seriously do this more often.)


• Wear stars on one pants leg and stripes on the other.


• Congregate around churches.


• Congregate around Town Hall (which is really funny considering the emos and lads being outnumbered by quixotic christians


• Give me something to grumble about


• Wear offensive t-shirts. Only, offensive to atheists.


• You should probably get run over at least once. Culture shock.


• Talk to me! You'll regret it, I promise!