Okay, so Gaby said I should do this.  Why?  Because I'm lame and leave her at the bus stop.  I'm sorry!  Geez!  This post will be so long, it'll go under an LJ cut.

Also, this post will be public and not just open to friends.  Why?  BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME!  (?) 

GABY GAVE ME EVERY TOPIC, IN THIS ORDER.

1).  Topic: Gaby
Gaby is amazing.  Why?  Well, just because.  She makes me laugh and she hangs out with me even though I abandon her at the bus stop.  She is short, which is why she can't talk to the sales people in Barnes and Noble.  She said so herself. 

We met in summer school and quickly came to the conclusion that anyone with a mustache is automatic WIN.  She also plans to smuggle abandoned, orphaned Asian babies into the US.  They will hide under her long skirt.  Because it is so long and poofy no one will notice!

She calls me lame sometimes, on account that I judge her awesome life (?) and that I can't talk to Nate.

She has brown hair, brown eyes and glasses!  :O  Gaby went to my eye doctor with me and tried on different frames.  She especially like the glasses with the giant frames.  We also went to the library together, where we went to the children's section and read an I Spy book.  DON'T JUDGE.  I Spy is teh awesomeness. 

Gaby also knows that Mussolini likes hiding outside people's windows and wanted their cake.  No lie.  She thinks Russia is awesome.  Maybe because Stalin had a rockin' mustache?

She knows everything about celeberties.  So, if I ever have a question, I ask her.

2)  Awesome stuff.
This number will be a list.  Get ready.  (in no particular order)
Gaby
Me
Supernatural
/>House M.D.
MY CATS
MY DOGS
Gaby's house
Books
Book stores
Libraries
Movies
Stephan King
Trying to figure out the secret lives of teachers
Making fun of people who annoy me
Government class
Lulzy presidential/vice prez debates
Germany
Italy
THE REST OF EUROPE
Mythology
JESUS
OPRAH
YOUR MOM
Coffee
Dolls
Puppets
Clown dolls
Scary movies

LOL I CAN'T THINK ANYMORE.  Maybe I'll add more later.

3)  Nate
NATE IS PRETTY.  Lol, whut?  So, basically, Nate's this guy I met in summer school.  I was in denial about liking him but then I just gave up and now I tell people I like him.  EXCEPT I CAN'T TELL HIM LOL LAME.

4)  Free
The name of my LJ cut is clearly making fun of the awfulness that is known as Twilight.  No really, Twilight is terrible.  I WON'T GO INTO DETAIL.  It'll be waaaaaaaaaaaaay too long and will probably have to be made into another journal.  So no, I won't voice my opinions here, other than the fact that the books kinda.... suck.  And not literally.

5)  Nate (again)
I want to ask him to homecoming.  I really do.  But we haven't talked much and everytime I see him, he's with his friends.  Even if I asked him if we could talk alone, I'd probably freak out and not be able to ask him, then run away and look like a loser.  (Yeah, I am so smooth.)  So, I have one more week until homecoming to work up the courage to ask him.  D:  And if not, hopefully he'll be at the game, so we can talk or something...

6)  House M.D.
Awesome show, I must say.  DOCTORS.  AND DRAMA.  And some comedy, of course, given House's personality.  The latest episode was sad.  Poor Chinese girl...  And House is a freaking genius.  At 12, he figured out his dad wasn't his biological dad.  Damn.  Smart kid, huh?  WILSON IS BACK AT THE HOSPITAL.  That made me very happy, yes.  Also, House and Cuddy?  Seriously need to hurry up and admit they TOTALLY LOVE EACH OTHER.

7)  Not Awesome Stuff
Bugs
Spiders
Lame people
Annoying people
Body odor
Unibrows
Unfortunately named people
Fleas
Rotten food
Eating the same crap everyday (it's so boring, omg)
Throwing up
Wisdom tooth operation
Hot weather
People who can't type out full sentences when texting
People who use 1337 ALL THE DAMN TIME
Commercials during Supernatural
Previews before movies.  THEY ARE TOO DAMN LONG
Stupid movies that looked good but were really crappy.
Twilight series
Books about teen vampires falling in love/going to school/"veggie" vamps.  Seriously, vampires are only cool when they kill people.  :D
Stores like Hollister and Abercrombie.  Way too overpriced.

8)  Weather
Weather sucks.  Like, all the time.  Especially in SoCal.  The freaking weather won't make up its mind!  First it's really hot, then cold, now it's really hot and windy.  And this is fire season.  Yeah, we have a fire season, how lame is that.  Honestly, fires need to GO AWAY because I can't breathe with smoke in the air.  Cool weather is nice, 'cause I can wear fun clothes.  But cold weather sucks, because then it's too cold to do anything.

9)  Things I would rather do other than shooting my foot
Um, everything?  Unless it's like, killing or something.  Then I'd be like, no way man, America likes capital punishment too much!

10)  Story about two girls named Abby and Mamber. 
One fine summer day, two girls met in summer school.  The teacher put their seats next to each other.  The class was World Cultures and it started during the period of the reign of Prussia.  Abby and Mamber became friends due to Otto von Bismarck's... whatever he had/did that was cool? 

Mamber was new the next school year, so Abby said she could hang out with her.  THEY HAVE BEEN FRIENDS EVER SINCE.

11)  Pictures
 OLD PEOPLE

 DUCK OF AWESOME

 ALASKA.  Failin (palin) is from here

 He is a fine fish, no?

NO MORE PICTURES.

12)  Web link.
Gaby, you will like this website.

potatoes.com/